Born, raised, and lived in Los Angeles my entire life (June 1st, 1970----I had to be a Gemini to be this crazy, right?), I started writing adult humor parody lyrics in the summer of 1999, after spontaneously singing something one day while driving with my good friend and former band mate in our eventual adult humor parody music group, Smashing Rumpkin. He cracked up at whatever parody I was singing (I can't even remember it now!) and said that he also likes doing that. He was also an aspiring regular song writer at the time, as well as a great musician and singer, so, the next thing I knew, I'd have a new original parody on my voice mail every week from him, it seemed. I had to follow suit, and the next thing you knew, we had each come up with several great songs (many of which are on the site right now) on our own. Then, one magical day, we collaborated on our first song, "Douching With Listerine" (based on Sarah McLaughlin's "Building the Mystery"---I still don't have this song written out beyond a verse and chorus, so it's not on the whatfreaks site, but you can hear it on my CD; my apologies!), and, eventually, we had about 20 songs written, so we decided to form our Smashing Rumpkin group. Our first gig was a 30 minute TV appearance on a Public Access Network show, and we really had a tight performance, so our next goal was to have a LIVE show in front of an audience. A few months later, in late 2001, our dream became a reality. It was, at the time, the best day of my adult life. The audience LOVED it, and we even got the entire room of about 60 people to sing along with our "Cum With My Dildo" ("Come To My Window"). After another live show at the same LA cabaret theatre/restaurant and another appearance on the same Public Access Network show (which was even better than the previous one), we had our biggest moment (and still the FUNNEST day of my adult life) as a featured act for a big LA radio station's annual variety show, 95.5 KLOS' "Viva Libido 2002" in front of about 1500 people, many of whom were waving lighters during our slowed down version of "Cock in Your Wife" ("Time of Your Life/Good Riddance"). We didn't even have a website or CD at this time, but, after hearing from the radio station about a week later that several listeners called up asking if we did, that became our next step (please check it out at www.smashingrumpkin.com). Unfortunately, our next live show at a local sports bar didn't go so well thanks to a poor turn out and drama from my partner's ex-fiance making a drunken fool out of herself, so he gave up.
Smashing Rumpking may have died (though I continued to sell some CDs and still have the website afloat, as earlier mentioned), but my love of adult humor parody music DIDN'T!! I have since written many, many new songs and finished several of the ones my buddy and I had only partially written. I go karoke singing almost every week and often, depending on how liberal the venue is, still sing them, usually to an unsuspecting audience. I have found that my karaoke audiences can generally be divided into 3 categories: those who arn't paying attention and have NO idea that I'm changing the words, those who are mortally offended by my new words (mainly good looking women, unfortunately---I guess they don't want to hear me singing "I Totally Shit When I Fart" or "My Piss is on Fire" or even "Because Your Clit is on My Lips"), and those who think it's the funniest shit they have ever heard and who can't believe I'm not doing this in Vegas as a lounge act! In my "real" life, I work as a physical therapist, mainly doing geriatric rehabilitation at a nursing home, and I'm also a fine artist (though I haven't done much drawing lately in favor of my NEW love of writing these goofy songs).
So keep up your votes and comments (even if they're bad---honesty IS the best policy, and I can always just tell you to go F yourself---lol). And please visit my other website to hear my CD. I'd love to send you a copy! Oh, I forgot to mention that I also have 2 other songs on youtube right now, "Hung Just Like a Mule" ("Hungry Like the Wolf") and "Nipple Hair" ("I'll Be There"----I actually wrote this about 3 weeks before Michael Jackson passed away---great timing, huh? I'm sure he's looking down and laughing as I know how much he loved Weird Al's work). There must be a reason why I'm on this site, as I ACCIDENTALLY found it years ago while google searching my name for the first time. I had NO idea it existed, but I saw something on Google about a parody song with MY name in the lyrics! ("I Shot the Parrot, but I Didn't Kill Miss Blakely"). Why the author of that parody used my full name in his song is beyond me, but thank God he did, as it led me to the other site (amiright.com), which got me on the path to whatfreaks.com.
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Parody | Original Song Title | Original Performer | Pacing | Funny | Overall | Votes | Comments | Submitted |
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"All Fours" | "I'm Your's" | Jason Mraz | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6 | 0 | 2009-08-25 |
"All the Days You Fart" | "Just the Way You Are" | Bruno Mars | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2011-04-09 |
"Anal" | "Royals" | Lorde | 4.67 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2014-05-20 |
"An Anal Man" | "Piano Man" | Billy Joel | 4.60 | 4.60 | 4.60 | 10 | 3 | 2010-04-09 |
"Another Dick With Some Balls" | "Another Brick in the Wall" | Pink Floyd | 4.75 | 4.50 | 4.50 | 8 | 1 | 2010-02-06 |
"Are They Fake Tits?" | "If This is It" | Huey Lewis and the News | 4.62 | 5.00 | 4.88 | 8 | 1 | 2009-11-24 |
"Arma Armenians" | "Karma Chameleon" | Culture Club | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 1 | 2009-02-02 |
"Back Hair" | "Back Here" | BBMak | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2009-03-04 |
"Bad Lay" | "Bad Day" | Daniel Powter | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2009-09-19 |
"Beaver" | "Fever" | Peggy Lee | 4.73 | 4.73 | 4.73 | 11 | 3 | 2010-01-20 |
"Bed Wetting" | "White Wedding" | Billy Idol | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2010-08-14 |
"Bent" | "Bent" | Matchbox 20 | 4.29 | 4.57 | 4.43 | 7 | 1 | 2009-02-02 |
"A Birth Control Pill" | "A View to a Kill" | Duran Duran | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2010-05-23 |
"Blow Me Now" | "Hold Me Now" | Thompson Twins | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2011-08-28 |
"Boning In The Sheep" | "Rolling In The Deep" | Adele | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2011-07-02 |
"Butter Face" | "Poker Face" | Lady Ga Ga | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6 | 2 | 2009-05-06 |
"A Camel Toe" | "Alejandro" | Lady Ga Ga | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2010-09-05 |
"Can You Tell That He's Gay?" | "Meet Me Half Way" | Black Eyed Peas | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2010-04-09 |
"Careless Discharge" | "Careless Whisper" | Wham! (featuring George Michael) | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2011-11-19 |
"Chlamydia" | "Gloria" | Laura Branigan | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2011-01-08 |
"Clit On My Lips" | "Kiss On My List" | Hall and Oates | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 7 | 2 | 2009-02-02 |
"Cock in Your Wife" | "Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)" | Green Day | 4.78 | 4.78 | 4.67 | 9 | 2 | 2009-02-02 |
"Creams" | "Dreams" | Fleetwood Mac | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2013-01-30 |
"Creamy Little Thing Called Cum" | "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" | Queen | 4.20 | 4.20 | 4.20 | 5 | 0 | 2009-09-07 |
"Crotch On Fire" | "Girl On Fire" | Alicia Keys | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2013-06-01 |
"Cum On Your Face" | "Can't Feel My Face" | The Weeknd | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2015-11-13 |
"Cum With My Dildo" | "Come To My Window" | Melissa Etheridge | 4.83 | 4.83 | 4.83 | 6 | 1 | 2009-02-02 |
"Cunnilingus " | "Jealous" | Nick Jonas | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2015-11-13 |
"Diarrhea" | "Santeria" | Sublime | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-10-08 |
"Did it in a 69" | "Summer of 69" | Brian Adams | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2011-04-17 |
"Don't Know Why (You Didn't Cum)" | "Don't Know Why" | Norah Jones | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-03-19 |
"During Falacio" | "On the Radio" | Donna Summer | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 2 | 2009-07-26 |
"Every Time You Blow Away " | "Every Time You Go Away" | Paul Young | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2013-01-30 |
"Every Time You Fake" | "Every Breath You Take" | The Police | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-04-22 |
"(Face Hair That) She's Plucking" | "Get Lucky" | Daft Punk | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2015-11-13 |
"Felt Fire When I Drained" | "Set Fire to the Rain" | Adele | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-08 | |||
"Felt Fire When I Drained" | "Set Fire to the Rain" | Adele | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2012-10-03 |
"Filling Her Deeply" | "Killing Me Softly" | The Fugees | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-02-26 |
"Fist Me" | "Kiss Me" | Sixpence None the Richer | 4.33 | 4.33 | 4.33 | 6 | 1 | 2009-02-02 |
"Flaccid Now" | "Need You Now" | Lady Antebellum | 4.67 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2010-07-02 |
"(Gay Now, Gay Now) You Dream of Boners" | "Don't Dream It's Over" | Crowded House | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-08 | |||
"(Gay Now, Gay Now) You Dream of Boners" | "Don't Dream It's Over" | Crowded House | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2012-10-03 |
"Gay" | "Name" | Goo Goo Dolls | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2010-06-05 |
"The Girl is Bi" | "The Girl is Mine" | Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4.75 | 4 | 0 | 2011-10-08 |
"Give It Up For Free" | "You Belong With Me" | Taylor Swift | 5.00 | 4.60 | 4.80 | 5 | 1 | 2009-12-06 |
"Glazed (as in "Baby, I've Been Glazed By You")" | "Amazed" | Lonestar | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-04-22 |
"The Greatest Dump of All" | "The Greatest Love of All" | Whitney Houston | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2011-11-19 |
"Hand Job Me" | "Stand By Me" | Ben E. King | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2011-07-31 |
"Hand Jobs Make Me Spew a Bit" | "What's Love Got To Do With It?" | Tina Turner | 5.00 | 4.67 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2010-06-12 |
"Handslide" | "Landslide" | Fleetwood Mac | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 2 | 2013-04-27 |
"Hangin Even Lower (Than A Pooch) " | "Hanging By A Moment" | Lifehouse | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-04-22 |
"Haven't Made You Wet" | "Haven't Met You Yet" | Michael Buble | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-04 | |||
"Haven't Made You Wet" | "Haven't Met You Yet" | Michael Buble | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2012-10-03 |
"Herpes Blisters" | "Hey Soul Sister" | Train | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 1 | 2010-05-23 |
"Hershey Highway" | "I Want it That Way" | Backstreet Boys | 4.33 | 4.67 | 4.50 | 6 | 0 | 2009-02-02 |
"Hey There Vagina" | "Hey There Delilah" | Plain White T's | 4.43 | 4.43 | 4.43 | 7 | 0 | 2009-05-19 |
"(Hope It) Will Not Smell" | "Gives You Hell" | All-American Rejects | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-03-26 |
"Horny Day" | "Holiday" | Madonna | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2010-08-14 |
"(How Do I Get You) To Bone" | "Alone" | Heart | 4.20 | 4.80 | 4.60 | 5 | 2 | 2009-11-24 |
"How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That I Have)" | "How You Remind Me" | Nickelback | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-05-19 |
"Hung Just Like a Mule" | "Hungry Like the Wolf" | Duran Duran | 4.44 | 4.78 | 4.78 | 9 | 3 | 2009-03-04 |
"I Can Tell You're Bi" | "I Can't Tell You Why" | The Eagles | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-05-14 |
"I Fisted A Girl" | "I Kissed A Girl" | Katy Perry | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6 | 2 | 2009-03-04 |
"I Gotta Go Pee" | "It's Gonna Be Me" | NSYNC | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 1 | 2009-05-19 |
"(I Got the AIDS Down in) Africa" | "Africa" | Toto | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2013-01-30 |
"I Just Made a Cum Stain" | "You Give Love a Bad Name" | Bon Jovi | 4.67 | 4.67 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2011-07-02 |
"I Make You Cum" | "Titanium" | David Guetta | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2013-04-27 |
"I'm a Wet Dreamer" | "I'm a Believer" | Smash Mouth | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-08 | |||
"I'm a Wet Dreamer" | "I'm a Believer" | The Monkees | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 2 | 2012-10-03 |
"(I Think You Are) Gay" | "Stay" | Rihanna | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2013-04-27 |
"I Totally Shit When I Fart" | "Total Eclipse of the Heart" | Bonnie Tyler | 4.85 | 4.85 | 4.77 | 13 | 7 | 2009-07-01 |
"It's My Wife" | "It's My Life" | Bon Jovi | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2009-02-02 |
"It Wasn't Me" | "It Wasn't Me" | Shaggy and Rayvon | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2009-03-22 |
"(I've Had) Good Times With Your Wife" | "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" | Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2011-02-06 |
"Jack it Off" | "Shake It Off" | Taylor Swift | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12-28 |
"Jenny's Getting Wet" | "Bennie and the Jets" | Elton John | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2010-09-12 |
"Last Christmas" | "Last Christmas" | Wham! | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-12-11 |
"Lester's Gay" | "Yesterday" | The Beatles | 1.95 | 1.95 | 1.95 | 21 | 2 | 2010-08-14 |
"Let Her Blow" | "Let It Go" | Idina Menzel | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2014-05-20 |
"Lick Your Behind" | "Time After Time" | Cyndi Lauper | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2010-07-17 |
"Little Weenie" | "Little Jeannie" | Elton John | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 1 | 2009-06-21 |
"Masturbated" | "Jaded" | Aerosmith | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2009-04-22 |
"Masturbated" | "Complicated" | Avril Lavigne | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-09-19 |
"Masturbate" | "Wide Awake" | Katy Perry | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 2 | 2013-06-01 |
"Masturbating For A Girl Like You" | "I've Been Waiting For A Girl Like You" | Foreigner | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2009-11-24 |
"Masturbation" | "Celebration" | Kool and the Gang | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 2 | 2010-05-23 |
"Masturbator" | "Human Nature" | Michael Jackson | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2010-07-02 |
"Measure B" | "Let it Be" | The Beatles | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 2 | 2012-12-02 |
"Menage A Trois" | "Panama" | Van Halen | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 1 | 2009-03-04 |
"Menage A Trois" | "Panama" | Van Halen | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2009-03-04 |
"Mr. Backside" | "Mr. Brightside" | The Killers | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2011-11-19 |
"My Cock Will Grow On" | "My Heart Will Go On" | Celine Dion | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04-09 |
"My Dad's a Drag Queen" | "Caribbean Queen" | Billy Ocean | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2011-03-19 |
"(My Girlfriend Was) A Guy" | "Collide" | Howie Day | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2009-03-22 |
"My Piss is on Fire" | "Your Sex is on Fire" | Kings of Leon | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 1 | 2009-08-25 |
"Never Gonna Get it Up" | "Never Gonna Give You Up" | Rick Astley | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-02-06 |
"New Cum Stains" | "New Year's Day" | U2 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2012-01-14 |
"Nice Behind" | "Borderline" | Madonna | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2010-12-05 |
"Nipple Hair" | "I'll Be There" | The Jackson 5 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2009-05-30 |
"Obama's a Tragedy" | "Bohemian Rhapsody" | Queen | 3.80 | 4.20 | 4.20 | 5 | 0 | 2012-09-01 |
"One Cheek" | "One Week" | Bare Naked Ladies | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4.80 | 5 | 1 | 2009-04-22 |
"The One Who Turned Out Gay" | "The One That Got Away" | Katy Perry | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 1 | 2012-01-14 |
"(Online) Pictures" | "Picture" | Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2011-11-19 |
"The Only One That Makes My Butt Explode" | "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" | Green Day | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-03-04 |
"On My Vein" | "It Will Rain" | Bruno Mars | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 1 | 0 | 2012-07-23 |
"Please Stop Your Queefing" | "Don't Stop Believing" | Journey | 3.80 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 5 | 1 | 2010-06-12 |
"Porn in the USA" | "Born in the USA" | Bruce Springsteen | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-08 | |||
"Porn in the USA" | "Born in the USA" | Bruce Springsteen | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 1 | 2012-10-03 |
"Porn Star" | "All Star" | Smash Mouth | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-04-22 |
"Pubic Hair" | "Billionaire" | Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2010-09-26 |
"Pull Down Your Pants" | "Shut Up and Dance" | Walk the Moon | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2015-11-13 |
"Purple Vein" | "Purple Rain" | Prince | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06-12 |
"Shave it Daily" | "Call Me Maybe" | Carly Rae Jepsen | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-04 | |||
"Shave it Daily" | "Call Me, Maybe" | Carly Rae Jepsen | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2012-10-03 |
"She Passes Wind" | "She's Like the Wind" | Patrick Swayze | 4.20 | 4.20 | 4.20 | 5 | 1 | 2009-09-19 |
"She Squirts The Most" | "What Hurts The Most" | Rascal Flatts | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2012-07-23 |
"Shoot a Big Load" | "Holiday Road" | Lindsey Buckingham | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 2 | 2015-11-13 |
"So Gay" | "Someday" | Sugar Ray | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-05-25 |
"Soiled Underwear" | "Livin' On a Prayer" | Bon Jovi | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 1 | 2011-07-10 |
"Somebody That You Used to Blow" | "Somebody That I Used to Know" | Gotye | 0 | 0 | 2012-08-08 | |||
"Somebody That You Used to Blow" | "Somebody That I Used to Know" | Gotye | 5.00 | 4.75 | 5.00 | 4 | 1 | 2012-10-03 |
"Someway To Spew" | "Someone Like You" | Adele | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2012-01-14 |
"Spew" | "True" | Spandau Ballet | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2012-01-14 |
"Squirt's So Good" | "Hurt's So Good" | John Cougar Mellencamp | 4.80 | 5.00 | 4.80 | 5 | 1 | 2009-02-02 |
"Stroke 'Till I Cum" | "Soak Up the Sun" | Sheryl Crow | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 8 | 0 | 2009-05-06 |
"Sucking My Schlong" | "Silly Love Songs" | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4 | 0 | 2009-11-24 |
"Suckin' My Big Fat Boner" | "Livin' La Vida Loca" | Ricky Martin | 3.50 | 3.50 | 3.50 | 8 | 0 | 2009-05-06 |
"Sweet Jizz of Mine" | "Sweet Caroline" | Neil Diamond | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2011-04-02 |
"Tampon, Bloody Tampon" | "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" | U2 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06-12 |
"Teenage Cream" | "Teenage Dream" | Katy Perry | 4.75 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 1 | 2010-09-26 |
"That Girl's a Dyke (Carpet Muncher)" | "Last Friday Night (TGIF)" | Katy Perry | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2011-10-08 |
"(They) Sound All the Same" | "Eternal Flame" | The Bangles | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 1 | 2011-02-26 |
"This Dick Was Made For Sucking" | "These Boots Were Made For Walking" | Nancy Sinatra (and, of course, Jessica Simpson) | 4.67 | 5.00 | 4.83 | 6 | 0 | 2011-04-24 |
"Tiny Pecker" | "Tiny Dancer" | Elton John | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 6 | 1 | 2010-05-29 |
"Titties on Men" | "Pretty Woman" | Van Halen (and Roy Orbison, of course) | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2010-07-02 |
"Underneath My Balls" | "Underneath It All" | No Doubt | 3.91 | 3.91 | 3.91 | 11 | 0 | 2009-05-25 |
"Viagra" | "Rosanna" | Toto | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 3 | 0 | 2011-10-08 |
"Walk With an Erection" | "Walk Like an Egyptian" | The Bangles | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5 | 0 | 2011-07-02 |
"Wanted Head While I Drive" | "Wanted Dead or Alive" | Bon Jovi | 4.75 | 4.50 | 4.50 | 4 | 0 | 2010-06-20 |
"Wet Dreams (are Made of Jis)" | "Sweet Dreams (are Made of These)" | Eurhythmics | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2010-05-23 |
"We've Got STDs" | "We Are Family" | Sister Sledge | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2011-07-02 |
"Where Can I Pee Now?" | "Who Can It Be Now?" | Men At Work | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 4 | 0 | 2011-04-24 |
"With A Boner" | "When It's Over" | Sugar Ray | 4.25 | 4.50 | 4.50 | 8 | 0 | 2009-05-19 |
"With This Boner" | "At This Moment" | Billy Vera | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 2 | 0 | 2011-11-27 |
"(Your Vagina's) Dry" | "Fly" | Sugar Ray | 5.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 | 7 | 0 | 2009-05-25 |