Song Parodies -> Creamy Little Thing Called Cum
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" Based on the performance by Queen
"Creamy Little Thing Called Cum" Parody by Lon
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This thing called cum goes down her esophagus
This thing called cum that I just shot from my dick
She's drinking
A creamy little thing called cum
This thing (this thing) called cum (called cum)
It flies (like a birdy)
In the sky so high
It drips (woo woo)
It leaks (woo woo)
It wears all over like a pearl necklace
She kinda likes it
A creamy little thing called cum

There blows my baby
She knows how to give deep throat
It drives me crazy
You know I just can't beat her at giving me oral sex

I'm making her drool my wax, pour milk
On her Apple Jacks
She's tasting my jizz
The girl's so drunk she don't know what it is
But she's drinking
A creamy little thing called cum

I'm making her drool my wax, pour milk
On her Apple Jacks
She's tasting my jizz
The girl's so drunk she don't know what it is
But she's drinking
A creamy little thing called cum

This thing called cum goes down her esophagus
This thing called cum that I just shot from my dick
She's drinking
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum
A creamy little thing called cum

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