Song Parodies -> Every Time You Blow Away
"Every Time You Go Away" Based on the performance by Paul Young
"Every Time You Blow Away " Parody by Lon
Thanks to my fellow awesome perverted parody author Andrew Woodard for coming up with the main chorus on this......(check out his songs here)


Hey, if I don't wear any condoms
Then why don't you have substantial fears?
Oh, so you blow again
And my semen then appears

Oh you're too trusting
You don't see it
I've done everything from heroin to hoes and hoes

Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you
Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you

Go on and blow me, yeah
Just don't ask my history
I can feel my Johnson oooooze
Probably means you'll get diseased

You can't go on bein' so trusting
'Cause you can't see
I've done everything, you don't even want to know

Every time you blow away, yeah
You take an STD with you, oh
Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you

You can't go on bein' so trusting
'Cause baby, you can't see
I've done everything from heroin to hoes and hoes

Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you
Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you

Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you
Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you

Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you
Every time you blow away
You take an STD with you
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A-Dub - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Johnson oooooze.... nasty!! (and brilliant!) thanks for the mention, we're the new Semen and Garfuckel!

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