Song Parodies -> Creams
"Dreams" Based on the performance by Fleetwood Mac
"Creams" Parody by Lon
This is dedicated to a girl I dated last year, who, after TWO months of exclusive dating, still wouldn't even give me a handy, let alone a BJ, or full service (I soon ended things at that point)



Now here I go again
I see, I'm leaking pre-cum
It happens when I get turned on
You're teasing me, but you won't
Let us get past kissing
Denying selfishly all the signs
Of my hornyness
While my hard-ons drive me mad
And you still won't give no pleasuring
From your hands, 'cause you won't toss
'Cause neither hand, will ever toss

Oh, hummers never happen when we're dating
Women only fuck me when I'm paying
Pre-semen, it will cum when I do grow
When my shorts are stained from it, I know
I know

Now here I go again, I say "Let's get a condom--
I keep them on my bedroom shelf"
It's always me who ends up making my cock cream and
Wish you'd make me cream just once yourself
Cream from my hornyness while my hard-ons drive me mad
And you still won't give no pleasuring
From your hands, 'cause you won't toss
'Cause neither hand, will ever toss

Hummers never happen when we're dating
Women only fuck me when I'm paying
Pre-semen, it will cum when I do grow
When my shorts are stained from it, I know

Oh, hummers never happen when we're dating
Women only fuck me when I'm paying
Pre-semen, it will cum when I do grow
When my shorts are stained from it, I know
I know
I do know
Oh, oh, oh I know
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Mitch45 - March 01, 2022 - Report this comment
Excellent job with a song that’s hard to parody
MIKE - March 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
excellent job with a song that's hard 2 parody
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