Song Parodies -> She Squirts The Most
"What Hurts The Most" Based on the performance by Rascal Flatts
"She Squirts The Most" Parody by Lon
I've Actually Never Been With A Squirter, But I Hear It's Not All It's Cracked Up To Be Thanks To The Big 'ol Mess Afterwards....

i Can Take Neck Pain For An Hour When I'm Going Down
that Don't Bother Me
i Can Take A Few Smears Now And Then And Just Wash 'em Out
i'm Not Afraid To Dive Every Time Makes Her Smile Even Though
goin' Down For That Long Gives Us Wet Sheets
but There's A Spot In Her Twat If I Press Makes A Mess---not Okay
'cause It's Like A Flood Gate

she Squirts The Most
and It's So Gross
i'm Havin' To Wash Away
so Many Sheets Every Day

'cause She Is Flowin'
from Fingerin'
and Now Cleanin' That Puddle Too
ain't What I Was Tryin' To Do

it's Hard To Deal With The Stains Of Bangin' Her Every Time She Flows
but I'm Cleanin' 'em
it's Hard To Force That Many Sheets Into The Wash With No Overload
still Have To Clean 'em Up, Get 'em Pressed, Maybe Then Disinfect
when She Has Soaked Down Into My Mattress
pussy Stains Are A Pain When They Won't Wash Away From My Bed
when Her Twat's Unloaded

she Squirts The Most
and It's So Gross
i'm Havin' To Wash Away (wash Away)
so Many Stains Every Day

'cause She Is Flowin'
from Fingerin'
and Now Cleanin' That Puddle Too'
ain't What I Was Tryin' To Do
oh Yeah

she Squirts The Most
and It's So Gross
i'm Havin' To Wash Away (away)
so Many Sheets Every Day

'cause She Is Flowin'
from Fingerin'
and Now Cleanin' That Puddle Too
ain't What I Was Tryin' To Do, Oh

and Now Cleanin' That Puddle Too
ain't What I Was Tryin' To Do, Ooo
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