Song Parodies

This section is where replacement lyrics are substituted for popular songs.

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Nov 27 whatfreaks
Voting wasn't working on the parodies, I've fixed it. (Comments & Parodies)
May 23 WhatFreaks
Updates for all sections will occur on SATURDAY every week until the number of submissions becomes larger. If I know I have to do it on Saturday hopefully I'll remember to do it more often. (Comments & Parodies)
Latest Comedy Song Recordings
Nov 16 "Just Give Me Your Penis" by Penny Kimchee a parody of "Just Give Me a Reason" by P!nk featuring Nate Ruess
A girl wants some penis Youtube: (Windows Media) (Comments)
Latest Song Parody Lyrics

May 20, 2014
"Empire Ant (feat Little Clear)" by Clearilaz
Originally: "Empire Ants (feat Little Dragon))" by Gorillaz
"It's The Poo On My Cock" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "If She Knew What She Wants" by The Bangles
"Skin n a Knife" by TaylorCC
Originally: "Staying Alive" by The Bee Gees
"Careless Sinner" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Careless Whisper" by Wham
"My Sista's Gone Crazy" by Clear
Originally: "My Dad's Gone Crazy" by Marshall Mathers
"When You Cum it's Loud" by Andrew Woodard
Originally: "When I Come Around" by Green Day
"Boy [Man] is Mine" by Clear
Originally: "The Girl is Mine" by Michael Jackson
"In Your Lab" by rad
Originally: "In Your Room" by K's Choice
"Gross Me Out" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Hold Me Now" by Thompson Twins
"Spoiled" by Sicko Dafucko
Originally: "Royals" by Lorde
"cabaret" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "cabaret" by Liza Minelli
"When You Cum it's Loud" by Andrew Woodard
Originally: "When I Come Around" by Green Day
"Anal" by Lon
Originally: "Royals" by Lorde
"Pain in My Balls" by Rick
Originally: "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
"Heard it through the dickhole" by Myles
Originally: "Heard it through the grapevine" by Marvin Gaye
"Just Like Satan" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Just Like Heaven" by The Cure
"Shit Son" by Brad Edge
Originally: "Do What You Want" by Lady Gaga
"Gonorrhea by morning" by David Gordy
Originally: "Amarillo by morning" by George Strait
"When You're Gone" by Parody Princess
Originally: "Cups (Pitch Perfect)" by Anna Kendrick
"We Ain't Had Butt Sex Yet" by Rudee
Originally: "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
"King of Cum" by Brad Edge
Originally: "Demonds" by Imagine Dragons
"When I was your Kid" by Davy Dog
Originally: "When I was your Man" by Bruno Mars
"(Brute Strength Can't Be On A Natural Woman" by jagged little dyl
Originally: "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin
"In Your Lab" by rad
Originally: "In Your Room" by K's Choice
"Shut Up" by Alex Cawkwell
Originally: "Let It Go" by Idina Menzel
"So Emotional" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "So Emotional" by Whitney Houston
"Froze Ma Balls Off" by Don Fortier
Originally: "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms
"Let Her Blow" by Lon
Originally: "Let It Go" by Idina Menzel
"Blue Balls" by Rick
Originally: "Wrecking Balls" by Miley Cyrus
"Sass To Mock It" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Brass In Pocket" by The Pretenders
"Lemon tree humping" by Owen
Originally: "Lemon tree" by Peter Paul and Mary

New Submissions for the last two weeks
The Most Recent Parody Fragment
The Beach Boys', "Wouldn't It Be Nice"
Better Lyrics:
Wouldn't It Be Nice If You Weren't Pregnant, And I Didn't Have To Say 'so Long'
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't It Be Nice If We Were Older, And We Didn't Have To Wait So Long
Submitted by: Michael Eddy

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The Most Recent Lewd Limericks
Rags
There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
True New York Dork
There once was a young rep from New York;
The pundits and his pals blew a cork
At his peccadillos,
Like his pecker billows.
There’s no doubt: this guy's a true dork.
Submitted by: John A. Barry

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