Song Parodies

This section is where replacement lyrics are substituted for popular songs.

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Voting wasn't working on the parodies, I've fixed it. (Comments & Parodies)
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Updates for all sections will occur on SATURDAY every week until the number of submissions becomes larger. If I know I have to do it on Saturday hopefully I'll remember to do it more often. (Comments & Parodies)
Latest Comedy Song Recordings
Nov 16 "Just Give Me Your Penis" by Penny Kimchee a parody of "Just Give Me a Reason" by P!nk featuring Nate Ruess
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Latest Song Parody Lyrics

July 25, 2014
"Skanky Cooter's Ploy" by OTB
Originally: "Yankee Doodle Boy" by Billy Murray
"Do You Wanna Get A Blow, Man?" by Andrew Woodard
Originally: "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" by Frozen
"It's the Hard Cock Life" by Andrew Woodard
Originally: "It's the Hard Knock Life" by Little Orphan Annie
"Problem (Serenade For Nari)" by Cameron Franklin
Originally: "Problem" by Ariana Grande feat. Iggy Azalea
"Hazy Shade Of Mister" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Hazy Shade Of Winter" by The Bangles
"Slenderman" by Tsy
Originally: "Gentleman" by Psy
"So Emotional" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler
"Shit Riddance (Time To Fuck Off My Wife)" by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Originally: "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" by Green Day
"Just Give Me Anal in the Morning" by Robert Blough
Originally: "Angel of the Morning" by Merrilee Rush
"Pitch Forks" by Krazy J/ Lil Kat
Originally: "Dark Horse" by Katy Perry
"House of Rolf Harris-ticus" by Coprolalia
Originally: "Court Of King Caractucus " by Rolf Harris
"Santa's Got a Boner" by Robert Blough
Originally: "Funky Cold Medina" by Ton Loc
"Let It Grow" by Andrew Woodard
Originally: "Let It Gi" by Idina Menzel

New Submissions for the last two weeks
The Most Recent Parody Fragment
The Beach Boys', "Wouldn't It Be Nice"
Better Lyrics:
Wouldn't It Be Nice If You Weren't Pregnant, And I Didn't Have To Say 'so Long'
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't It Be Nice If We Were Older, And We Didn't Have To Wait So Long
Submitted by: Michael Eddy

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The Most Recent Lewd Limericks
There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
True New York Dork
There once was a young rep from New York;
The pundits and his pals blew a cork
At his peccadillos,
Like his pecker billows.
There’s no doubt: this guy's a true dork.
Submitted by: John A. Barry

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