These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. Entries are broken down by the performer's name.

Here's a couple of the most recent entries...

Jefferson Starship's, "We Built This City"
Better Lyrics:
We built these titties,
We built these titties of si-li-cone
Original Lyrics:
We built this city,
We built this city on rock and roll
Submitted by: I dare not say
The Contours', "Do You Love Me"
Better Lyrics:
Watch me now,
Oh,(squirt, squirt).
I work it out baby, (Squirt, squirt).
Well, you're drivin' me crazy, (Squirt, squirt).
Just a little bit left over, (Suirt).
I'm a masturbater, (I'm a masterbater).
Original Lyrics:
Watch me now,
Oh,(work, work).
Oh, work it all baby, (Work, work).
Well, you're drivin' me crazy, (Work, work).
With a little bit of soul now, (Work).
I can mash-potato, (I can mash-potato).
Submitted by: I dare not say

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A
Andrew Lloyd Webber  
B
Barry ManilowBon Jovi 
C
The Contours  
E
Elton John  
G
Green Day  
J
Jefferson AirplaneJefferson Starship 
M
Metallica  
P
Presidents of the United States of America  
S
ShakiraSweet 
T
The Oak Ridge BoysWellingtons 
W
Whitney Houston

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