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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Village People
Village People's, "Y.M.C.A."
Better Lyrics: Young man,
Stay away from those boys! I said, young man, They are not little toys! I said, young man, Find a nice girl instead, To sleep with you in your bed. Young man, So life threw you a curve, I said, young man, Don't you be such a perv, I said, young man, Why not have some respect, For the people you make so sick! And stay away from the Y. M. C. A.! Just stay away from the Y. M. C. A.! They set up the place, To protect kids from you, 'Cause they know what you all want to do! So stay away from the Y. M. C. A.! Just stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! In West Hollywood, You can show off your bod, But the "C." stands for Christian & God! So stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Just stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Why don't you butch up a bit, And give the straight life a chance, And sew the butts back on your pants! And stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Just stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Original Lyrics: Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. I'm sure they can help you today. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so jive ... That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, take a walk up the street. It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A. They can start you back on your way. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... YMCA It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A Young man, young man there's no need to feel down Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground Y-M-C-A then just go to the Y-M-C-A young man, young man I was once in your shoes young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues. Y-M-C-A Submitted by: Fred Snider
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