Jefferson Starship's, "We Built This City"
We built these titties,
We built these titties of si-li-cone
We built this city,
We built this city on rock and roll
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The Contours', "Do You Love Me"
Watch me now,
Oh,(squirt, squirt).
I work it out baby, (Squirt, squirt).
Well, you're drivin' me crazy, (Squirt, squirt).
Just a little bit left over, (Suirt).
I'm a masturbater, (I'm a masterbater).
Watch me now,
Oh,(work, work).
Oh, work it all baby, (Work, work).
Well, you're drivin' me crazy, (Work, work).
With a little bit of soul now, (Work).
I can mash-potato, (I can mash-potato).
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Sweet's, "Little Willy"
Little Willy, Willy won't grow hard
I tried floggin' Willy 'round, but Willy won't grow
They told me, "Try Viagra," but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't grow hard
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Tried tellin' everybody, but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Submitted by: gr8hornytoad
Shakira's, "Underneath Your Clothes"
Underneath Your Clothes
There's a dick I’m sucking
There's your testicles
There’s the balls I’m licking
And all the things by your groin
Has made me such a bad girl honey
Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey
Submitted by: I dare not say
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Dont let your son go down on me
Although I'm hard right now, its always women that I seek
I guess I'm a bit flattered of your boy for wanting me
But doing the gay thing,
oh please, no son's going down on me
Dont let the sun go down on me
Although I search myself, its always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything
is like the sun going down on me
Submitted by: I dare not say
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Shot to the balls, and you're to blame.
Darlin' you give plastic surgeons a new game!
Shot to the heart and you're to blame.
Darlin' you give love a bad name
Submitted by: Nathaniel Lind
Wellingtons', "The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a painful shit
That started out on my front porch
On a heavy acid trip
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
Submitted by: DiceOfDeath
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
My shadow's the only one that sleeps beside me
My dick in hand's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish some girl out there will join me
'Til then I whack alone
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
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Barry Manilow's, "Daybreak"
Date rape! Yes ya gotta believe.
That it was date rape, cause there's cum on my sleeve...
but it's daybreak, if you wanna believe.
It can be daybreak, aint no time to grieve...
Submitted by: princejellyfish
Jefferson Airplane's, "White Rabbit"
One pill makes your dick hard
And one pill makes it small
And the ones sold on Spanish infomercials
Don't do anything at all
Try Cialis
When your dick is small
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that Mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
Submitted by: gr8hornytoad
