Song Parodies -> Smelly Cunt Ain't Clean
"Yellow Submarine" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Smelly Cunt Ain't Clean" Parody by Shelly
You get down upon all fours
I'm the man, you're the she
And I'll pole you as my wife
Here's my dan, suck it clean

I'll impale your slippery cunt
Though it's oozing something green
I'm the master; you're the slave
I'm the man, suck me clean

Squeeze your lips up my smelly cunt and ream
Smelly cunt ain't clean
Shelly's cunt ain't clean
Squeeze your lips up my smelly cunt and ream
Smelly cunt ain't clean
Shelly's cunt ain't clean

Other lesbos climb aboard
One of them enters your back door
And their hands begin to play

Squeeze your lips up my smelly cunt and ream
Smelly cunt ain't clean
Shelly's cunt ain't clean
Squeeze your lips up my smelly cunt and ream
Smelly cunt ain't clean
Shelly's cunt ain't clean

As my wife, you're bound to please
Grab my titties, hon, and give a squeeze
Fuck me blue and suck the cream
From my smelly cunt that's not clean

Squeeze your lips up my smelly cunt and ream
Smelly cunt ain't clean
Shelly's cunt ain't clean
Squeeze your lips up my smelly cunt and ream
Smelly cunt ain't clean
Shelly's cunt ain't clean
...Fade...
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Domino - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice humor, pacing is a little slow.
1111111111111111111111111111111111111 - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
nice humor pacing is a little slow
mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
the firefighters came to misericordia to show us their big red fire truck i wish we tried on their clothing but we didn't o well maybe next time
mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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1111111111111111111111111111111111111 - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
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miike - October 20, 2023 - Report this comment
next time when the firefighters come back me and craig will have a fire gear race now when the fire alarm / bell rings we will rush out of our home put our firefighter clothes on drive the fire truck then we have to stop the fire truck urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt then we have to pick up the hose run with it and put the fire out and it will be posted on youtube @ different camera shots

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