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Cunnilinguist 7 There’s a cunnilinguist named Paul, Who goes down on gals but don’t ball. He speaks with a full mouth, Like some hick from the South. His bad eating habits appall. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 7 There’s a cunnilinguist named Bob, Who gives his girl a sluice-splay job, But he slurps during lunch, And she has a slight hunch That slaverin’ Bob is a slob. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 6 There’s a cunnilinguist named Bob, Who doesn’t like sticking his knob Into his girlfriend’s gulf-- He would much rather gulp While she watches his big head bob. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 5 There’s a cunnilinguist named Norm, Who’s hot for the vaginal form. Where he lives, it’s so cold, A tongue sticks to a pole. He thus keeps his speech organ warm. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 4 There’s a cunnilinguist named Frank, Who loves to go down on a skank. Although he admits When he gags on rag bits, The taste sensation's rather rank. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 3 There’s a cunnilinguist named Frank, Who loves to go down on a skank. His friends are repulsed When he tells them, “She pulsed, And avariciously I drank.” Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 2 There’s a cunnilinguist named Dave, Who likes to get down there and lave His babe’s inundation. . . Clean her menstruation. Mouth agape, he waits for a wave. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Cunnilinguist 1 There’s a cunnilinguist named Ed, Whose tongue once every month is red ’cause it laps at the thatch Of his gal’s sanguine snatch, Right after it’s profusely bled. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Woman of Troy There once was a woman of Troy, so prim and proper and coy; She went to the stable and found the stablehand able, She fell to with gusto, What joy! Submitted by: Moondancer
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My Loving Wife My wife wife could be quite a grumpkin, our love life was in a slumpkin. I told her she's lame, she wouldn't take the blame, she promptly dealt me a blumkpin. Submitted by: Team Dirty Sanchez
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