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Cunnilinguist 7 There’s a cunnilinguist named Paul,
Who goes down on gals but don’t ball.
He speaks with a full mouth,
Like some hick from the South.
His bad eating habits appall.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 7 There’s a cunnilinguist named Bob,
Who gives his girl a sluice-splay job,
But he slurps during lunch,
And she has a slight hunch
That slaverin’ Bob is a slob.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 6 There’s a cunnilinguist named Bob,
Who doesn’t like sticking his knob
Into his girlfriend’s gulf--
He would much rather gulp
While she watches his big head bob.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 5 There’s a cunnilinguist named Norm,
Who’s hot for the vaginal form.
Where he lives, it’s so cold,
A tongue sticks to a pole.
He thus keeps his speech organ warm.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 4 There’s a cunnilinguist named Frank,
Who loves to go down on a skank.
Although he admits
When he gags on rag bits,
The taste sensation's rather rank.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 3 There’s a cunnilinguist named Frank,
Who loves to go down on a skank.
His friends are repulsed
When he tells them, “She pulsed,
And avariciously I drank.”
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 2 There’s a cunnilinguist named Dave,
Who likes to get down there and lave
His babe’s inundation. . .
Clean her menstruation.
Mouth agape, he waits for a wave.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 1 There’s a cunnilinguist named Ed,
Whose tongue once every month is red
’cause it laps at the thatch
Of his gal’s sanguine snatch,
Right after it’s profusely bled.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Woman of Troy There once was a woman of Troy,
so prim and proper and coy;
She went to the stable
and found the stablehand able,
She fell to with gusto, What joy! Submitted by: Moondancer |
My Loving Wife My wife wife could be quite a grumpkin,
our love life was in a slumpkin.
I told her she's lame,
she wouldn't take the blame,
she promptly dealt me a blumkpin. Submitted by: Team Dirty Sanchez |
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