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There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
True New York Dork
There once was a young rep from New York;
The pundits and his pals blew a cork
At his peccadillos,
Like his pecker billows.
There’s no doubt: this guy's a true dork.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Oy Vey!
You sent pix in a tweet-deploy way
Is this how Congressional boys play?
You should have been skittish
About this; in Yiddish
What’s there left to say but "Oy vey!!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry
So now what is Weiner to do?
He's left the Congressional crew
For tweeting his meat
To a sweetie he'd meet.
I think he's meshugge, don't you?
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Penile Screener
You'd think a guy with surname Weiner
Would be just a little bit keener
Than to email his dick
To some random-meet chick.
This guy needs a penile-thoughts screener.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Poor Weiner resigned in disgrace;
He didn't know the proper place
Or the time, much less,
To go and undress
And shoot pix. . .should have hit "erase."
Submitted by: John Barry
Beat the Meatles
By tweeting, Weiner was undone;
He thought that he was having fun
A fan of the Fab Four. . .
His fave tune that they bore
Was "Happiness Is a Warm Gun."
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Unmete Meat
This Weiner guy sure likes to tweet,
But the pix he sent are not mete.
To chicks he was cocky;
Bulging in his Jockey
Shorts was some long tumescent meat.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Couple From Odelli
There once was a couple from Odelli
Who stuck themselves belly to belly
Because in their haste they used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
Submitted by: Clay Cook
Patrick the democrat
Patrick is obviously Democratic.
He can never understand
The evidence at hand,
And his writings are hemorraghic!
Submitted by: Knarf

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