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There was a young lady named Dot There was a young lady named Dot
Who lived on pig shit and snot
When she couldn't get these
She'd eat the green cheese
That she scraped from the sides of her twat Submitted by: Bill |
Uncle Sid There was an old uncle named Sid,
Who would do as his nieces would bid,
Read a story 'fore bed!
By which author ?, he said,
Uncle Remus!, they cried, so he did!
Submitted by: Fred Snider |
A couple of Whores There once were a couple of whores
Whose cunts were all covered with sores
As they strolled down the street
The dogs snapped at the green meat
That hung in festoons from their drawers.
Submitted by: Pete |
Cunnilinguist 27 There's a cunnilinguist named Dick,
Who likes to go down on his Chick.
The guy is voracious,
Aided by sebaceous
Secretions his calls the "oil slick."
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 26 There's a cunnilinguist named Dick,
Who likes to go down on his Chick.
The guy is voracious,
Aided by sebaceous
Secretions his calls the "oil slick."
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 25 There's a cunnilinguist named Dick,
Who likes to go down on his Chick.
But he can't get his tongue
Past her clit, and he's glum,
Because it's incredibly thick.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 24 There's a cunnilinguist named Roger,
And even though he is a codger,
He does not suck or gum
To make his young wife come.
In her tunnel, his tongue's a lodger.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 23 There's a cunnilinguist named Kit,
And he gets her set with his mitt,
So when she's hot to trot,
His mouth enters her slot
And sucks like a vac on her clit.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 22 There's a cunnilinguist named Kit,
And he gets her set with his mitt,
So when she is ready,
He lowers his head; she
Grabs his ears and pulls toward her clit.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Cunnilinguist 21 There's a cunnilinguist named Ruben,
Who gets his girl hot till she's lubin',
With a fine finger frig,
And then he shapes his big
Tongue like a piece of rubber tubin'.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
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