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man from kent
There was an old man from kent
who spent the night in a tent
3 witches came by
and pissed in his eye
and sat on his knob till it bent
Submitted by: Hayden Scott
Hermit Dave
There once was a hermit named Dave
Dragged a dead whore up to his cave.
He said "I'll admit
I'm a bit of a shit
But look at the money I save"
Submitted by: Dave
A Girl named Louise
There once was a girl named Louise
whose cunt hair hung down to her knees
the crabs on her twat
tied the hairs in a knot
and fashioned a flying trapeze
Submitted by: Hugh Jorgen
A Disgusting Old Fart named McDowell
A disgusting old fart named McDowell
liked to leave the rest-room smelling foul
and just for a rub
he would piss in the tub
and wipe his behind on the towel
Submitted by: Bird-Man
A Butcher named Hank
There once was a butcher named Hank
that all of the women would thank
while preparing their meat
he would give them a seat
on the tip of his all-beef frank
Submitted by: Bird-Man
The Septuagenarian
There once was a septuagenarian
Who married a maiden named Marion
Having on his meat fed
The bride to her groom said,
“This is rather like dining on carrion.”
Submitted by: MykeAq
Wheeling
I once knew a girl from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
Submitted by: Milton Griswold
Breasts
When little, I thought girls were pests,
'Til they started developing breasts.
As their forms rearranged,
My opinions soon changed,
And I now enjoy watching their chests.
Submitted by: Chris
Crying Game
A theater troop who was gay.
Re-wrote "Crying Game" as a play.
Now the dude won't get sick
When the chick sports a dick
He just shouts, "Must be my lucky day!"
Submitted by: Anonymous
The master
There once was a guy named Fuckemfaster
Who did his best to outlast her.
But much as he tried
She only just sighed For Suzie
Blowsenfux is simply the master.
Submitted by: dearlg1

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