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Rags There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter; Each one is now probably bitter, ’cause about them we read— When we're struck by the need— In rags that are fit for the shitter. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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True New York Dork There once was a young rep from New York; The pundits and his pals blew a cork At his peccadillos, Like his pecker billows. There’s no doubt: this guy's a true dork. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Oy Vey! You sent pix in a tweet-deploy way Is this how Congressional boys play? You should have been skittish About this; in Yiddish What’s there left to say but "Oy vey!!" Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Meshugge So now what is Weiner to do? He's left the Congressional crew For tweeting his meat To a sweetie he'd meet. I think he's meshugge, don't you? Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Penile Screener You'd think a guy with surname Weiner Would be just a little bit keener Than to email his dick To some random-meet chick. This guy needs a penile-thoughts screener. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Erase Poor Weiner resigned in disgrace; He didn't know the proper place Or the time, much less, To go and undress And shoot pix. . .should have hit "erase." Submitted by: John Barry
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Beat the Meatles By tweeting, Weiner was undone; He thought that he was having fun A fan of the Fab Four. . . His fave tune that they bore Was "Happiness Is a Warm Gun." Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Unmete Meat This Weiner guy sure likes to tweet, But the pix he sent are not mete. To chicks he was cocky; Bulging in his Jockey Shorts was some long tumescent meat. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Couple From Odelli There once was a couple from Odelli Who stuck themselves belly to belly Because in their haste they used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly Submitted by: Clay Cook
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Patrick the democrat Patrick is obviously Democratic. He can never understand The evidence at hand, And his writings are hemorraghic! Submitted by: Knarf
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