We want your dirty limericks!
Rags There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter. Submitted by: John A. Barry |
True New York Dork There once was a young rep from New York;
The pundits and his pals blew a cork
At his peccadillos,
Like his pecker billows.
There’s no doubt: this guy's a true dork. Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Oy Vey! You sent pix in a tweet-deploy way
Is this how Congressional boys play?
You should have been skittish
About this; in Yiddish
What’s there left to say but "Oy vey!!" Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Meshugge So now what is Weiner to do?
He's left the Congressional crew
For tweeting his meat
To a sweetie he'd meet.
I think he's meshugge, don't you? Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Penile Screener You'd think a guy with surname Weiner
Would be just a little bit keener
Than to email his dick
To some random-meet chick.
This guy needs a penile-thoughts screener. Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Erase Poor Weiner resigned in disgrace;
He didn't know the proper place
Or the time, much less,
To go and undress
And shoot pix. . .should have hit "erase." Submitted by: John Barry |
Beat the Meatles By tweeting, Weiner was undone;
He thought that he was having fun
A fan of the Fab Four. . .
His fave tune that they bore
Was "Happiness Is a Warm Gun." Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Unmete Meat This Weiner guy sure likes to tweet,
But the pix he sent are not mete.
To chicks he was cocky;
Bulging in his Jockey
Shorts was some long tumescent meat. Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Couple From Odelli There once was a couple from Odelli
Who stuck themselves belly to belly
Because in their haste they used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly Submitted by: Clay Cook |
Patrick the democrat Patrick is obviously Democratic.
He can never understand
The evidence at hand,
And his writings are hemorraghic! Submitted by: Knarf |
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