Song Parodies

This section is where replacement lyrics are substituted for popular songs.

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Nov 27 whatfreaks
Voting wasn't working on the parodies, I've fixed it. (Comments & Parodies)
May 23 WhatFreaks
Updates for all sections will occur on SATURDAY every week until the number of submissions becomes larger. If I know I have to do it on Saturday hopefully I'll remember to do it more often. (Comments & Parodies)
Latest Comedy Song Recordings
Dec 11 "F*CK YULE" by Peter Michael Marino a parody of "F*ck You" by Cee Lo Green
A Christmas parody inspired by Cee Lo and the economy. Dirty language. Video also available with lyrics at http://youtu.be/A-hecmpXyK4 Soundcloud: (mp3) (Comments)
Latest Song Parody Lyrics

January 14, 2012
"Nerdy and I Know It" by Ashley Hudson
Originally: "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
"The One Who Turned Out Gay" by Lon
Originally: "The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry
"Hotsy the Club Girl" by jimi99
Originally: "Frosty the Snowman" by Traditional
"Let's Talk About Rape" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt N Pepa
"More of My Favorite Things" by jimi99
Originally: "My Favorite Things" by Mary Martin
"Jesus Take The Ball" by Sarah Akard
Originally: "Jesus Take The Wheel" by Carrie Underwood
"Nothing but Shite (Gay Nuns)" by Lolwut School Kidz
Originally: "Deeper Shade Of Blue" by Steps
"The Dick of Young Larry Fitzgerald" by Russ and Trent
Originally: "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot
"New Cum Stains" by Lon
Originally: "New Year's Day" by U2
"Someway To Spew" by Lon
Originally: "Someone Like You" by Adele
"all i need" by jagged little dyl
Originally: "all i need" by matchbox 20
"Lolcow" by Mariana Hanks
Originally: "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson
"New Years Day Women #9 & 69" by jimi99
Originally: "Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35" by Bob Dylan
"Enema" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Panama" by Van Halen
"leave a tender boner alone" by jagged little dyl
Originally: "leave a tender moment alone" by billy jjoel
"She Will Be Raped" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5
"Spew" by Lon
Originally: "True" by Spandau Ballet
"Freaking Website" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Sweet Transvestite" by Tim Curry
"Look At Me, I'm Vanity" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" by Stockard Channing
"Gay Love" by Jagged Little Dyl
Originally: "This Love" by Maroon 5

New Submissions for the last two weeks
The Most Recent Parody Fragment
Traditional's, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Mama Luigi"
Better Lyrics:
Twinkle twinkle little Mama Luigi
How I wonder what you must die
Up above the cass so high
Like a penis in the sky
Twinkle twinkle little Mama Luigi
How I wonder what you must die
Original Lyrics:
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Submitted by: Mike Hack

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The Most Recent Lewd Limericks
Rags
There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
True New York Dork
There once was a young rep from New York;
The pundits and his pals blew a cork
At his peccadillos,
Like his pecker billows.
There’s no doubt: this guy's a true dork.
Submitted by: John A. Barry

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