Song Parodies -> Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Jihad After Midnight)
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" Based on the performance by Abba
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Jihad After Midnight)" Parody by Wallace Runnymede
These parody lyrics are also appearing on the satire/humor site Glossy News... but this version is just that little bit cheekier! ;)
Just past prayers
And I'm watching haram movies in my flat all alone
How I hate to make this Dua on my own
Howling winds
Blowing outside my bowels as I munch some shrooms
And it makes me really want to make a boom

My soul is nearly there
I grunt and offer up a prayer
I twitch my brow like Tony Blairrrrr!

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
I'm so sick of this oppression from the Jews and the gays

Bombing stars
Press the end of that belt, man dem hot-ass virgin booty gonna win
Trippin' tits beyond man punk-ass stupid world of sin
Tired of one-hand ecstasy
I jerk my hand and I waste another night
But there's f***-all there to bang, no bitch in sight

There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
I'm still no Tony Blairrrrr, YYYEEEAAAHHH!

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
I'm so sick of this oppression from the Jews and the gays

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Inshaaalaaahhh…
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Alhamdulillaaahhh…

Is Allah really there?
Why won't you hear my prayers?
Perhaps try Tony Blairrrrr?

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day
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