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Song Parodies -> Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Jihad After Midnight)
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" Based on the performance by Abba
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (Jihad After Midnight)" Parody by Wallace Runnymede These parody lyrics are also appearing on the satire/humor site Glossy News... but this version is just that little bit cheekier! ;)
Just past prayers
And I'm watching haram movies in my flat all alone How I hate to make this Dua on my own Howling winds Blowing outside my bowels as I munch some shrooms And it makes me really want to make a boom My soul is nearly there I grunt and offer up a prayer I twitch my brow like Tony Blairrrrr! Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight I'm so sick of this oppression from the Jews and the gays Bombing stars Press the end of that belt, man dem hot-ass virgin booty gonna win Trippin' tits beyond man punk-ass stupid world of sin Tired of one-hand ecstasy I jerk my hand and I waste another night But there's f***-all there to bang, no bitch in sight There's not a soul out there No one to hear my prayer I'm still no Tony Blairrrrr, YYYEEEAAAHHH! Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight I'm so sick of this oppression from the Jews and the gays Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Inshaaalaaahhh… Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Alhamdulillaaahhh… Is Allah really there? Why won't you hear my prayers? Perhaps try Tony Blairrrrr? Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight Won't somebody help me blast the kafrs away Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight End Satan's reign of terror, begin the Caliphate's day Your Vote Counts
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