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These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs. Entries are broken down by the performer's name.
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Village People's, "Y.M.C.A."
Better Lyrics: Young man,
Stay away from those boys! I said, young man, They are not little toys! I said, young man, Find a nice girl instead, To sleep with you in your bed. Young man, So life threw you a curve, I said, young man, Don't you be such a perv, I said, young man, Why not have some respect, For the people you make so sick! And stay away from the Y. M. C. A.! Just stay away from the Y. M. C. A.! They set up the place, To protect kids from you, 'Cause they know what you all want to do! So stay away from the Y. M. C. A.! Just stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! In West Hollywood, You can show off your bod, But the "C." stands for Christian & God! So stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Just stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Why don't you butch up a bit, And give the straight life a chance, And sew the butts back on your pants! And stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Just stay away from the Y.M.C.A.! Original Lyrics: Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you've got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. I'm sure they can help you today. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so jive ... That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, take a walk up the street. It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A. They can start you back on your way. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything that you need to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... YMCA It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A Young man, young man there's no need to feel down Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground Y-M-C-A then just go to the Y-M-C-A young man, young man I was once in your shoes young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues. Y-M-C-A Submitted by: Fred Snider
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Harry Belafonte, Jr.'s, "Day O ( Banana Boat Song )"
Better Lyrics: Day old, Day old bread.
Day old bread, & me wanna grow mold. Black Jamaican whore on banana boat, Day old bread, & me wanna grow mold. Would'a been better off if I'd just fucked the goat, Dick go drip, & me wanna grow mold. Hey, ghonnorea gal, why were you so willin'? Dick go drip, & me wanna grow mold, Now I need a major dose of homemade pennicilin, Day old bread, & me wanna grow mold. ( Chorus ) Little astronaut fall into black ho. Dick go drip, & me wanna grow mold, Now the free clinic ain't so free no mo', Day old bread, & me wanna grow mold. ( Chorus ) Original Lyrics: Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home Day, me say day, me say day, me say day Me say day, me say day-o Daylight come and me wan' go home Work all night on a drink of rum Daylight come and me wan' go home Stack banana till de mornin' come Daylight come and me wan' go home Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana Daylight come and me wan' go home Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana Daylight come and me wan' go home Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Daylight come and me wan' go home Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Daylight come and me wan' go home Day, me say day-o Daylight come and me wan' go home Day, me say day, me say day, me say day... Daylight come and me wan' go home A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana Daylight come and me wan' go home Hide the deadly black tarantula Daylight come and me wan' go home Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Daylight come and me wan' go home Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch >BR> Daylight come and me wan' go home Day, me say day-o Daylight come and me wan' go home Day, me say day, me say day, me say day... Daylight come and me wan' go home Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana Daylight come and me wan' go home Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana Daylight come and me wan' go home Day-o, day-o Daylight come and me wan' go home Day, me say day, me say day, me say day Me say day, me say day-o Daylight come and me wan' go home Submitted by: Fred Snider
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