Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Bon Jovi
Bon Jovi's, "Living On A Prayer"
Better Lyrics:
Hoe! Your Halfway There Ya Hoe Playing On The Bed Lick Your Arse I'll Do It I Swear
Original Lyrics:
Oooh Halfway There Ah-a Living On A Prayer Take My Hand We'll Make It I Swear
Submitted by: Nanalarda
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Better Lyrics:
Shot to the balls, and you're to blame.
Darlin' you give plastic surgeons a new game!
Original Lyrics:
Shot to the heart and you're to blame.
Darlin' you give love a bad name
Submitted by: Nathaniel Lind
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Better Lyrics:
Stroked on my cock, and then I came
Darlin', I just made a cum stain
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Darlin', you give love a bad name
Submitted by: Lon

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