|
Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andrew Lloyd Webber's, "Jesus Christ, Superstar"
Better Lyrics: Traci Lords, Traci lords,
You are the cheapest three dollar whore. Traci Lords, Porno Star, I can't believe what a slut you are. When I turn on Cinemax at two in the morn, What is it I see but hardcore ass-fuckin' porn! And who's that bleached blond bimbo suckin' all of those dicks, Showing off her ass and turning dozens of tricks? Won't ya get me off? (Won't ya get me off?) Won't ya get me off? (Won't ya get me off?) Won't ya get me off? (Won't ya get me off?) Won't ya get me off? Traci Lords, Porno Star, I can't believe what a slut you are. Traci Lords, Porno Star, Giving a blowjob inside your car! Original Lyrics: Every time I look at you
I don't understand Why you let the things you did Get so out of hand You'd have managed better If you'd had it planned Now why'd you choose such a backward time And such a strange land? Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong, now Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong Don't you get me wrong, now Don't you get me wrong Jesus Christ Superstar Do you think you're what they say you are? Jesus Christ Superstar Do you think you're what they say you are? Submitted by: Andrew Woodard
This page is edited by No One Submissions!
Have you rewritten the lyrics to part of a song? Please send them in! We're always looking for more parody fragments. If you want to rewrite an entire song, check out the parody section. Disclaimer
Disclaimer: whatfreaks.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, whatfreaks.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics. |
