The problem is you don't give her head, she said to me
All women are easy if they're horny can't you see
So if you're certain she won't give you a disease
There must be fifty ways to do your lover
Fifty ways to do your lover

You know it's really not my habit to be lewd
Furthermore I hope that I won't end up getting sued
So I'll repeat myself, I'm just hoping to get screwed
There must be fifty ways to do your lover
Fifty ways to do your lover

You just finger her crack, Jack
Come in her hand, Stan
Or use a toy, Roy
It'll never get soft
Come on her bust, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Lick where she pees, Lee
And get yourselves off

You know it grieves me so to see your balls turn blue
But I've been thinking there might be something I can do
And I said, I appreciate that
But could you say a few
Words about the fifty ways?

She said why don't we both just sleep with her tonight
I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
Then she sucked me, and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to do your lover
Fifty ways to do your lover

You just finger her crack, Jack
Come in her hand, Stan
Or use a toy, Roy
It'll never get soft
Come on her bust, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just lick where she pees, Lee
And get yourselves off