Song Parodies -> Queer Weiner
"Cheerleader" Based on the performance by OMI
"Queer Weiner" Parody by Andrew Woodard
[Verse 1:]
When I need stimulation
Like prostitution with drag queens
'Cause they get long
Yeah, yeah
They can always match my boners
Mutual sperm donors
All these female girls are tempting
But I'm empty with no schlong
And they say

[Pre-hook:]
Do you need me?
Do you want my pussy?
Does it make you feel like eating?
I'm like no, not really 'cause

[Hook:]
Oh, I think that I want myself a queer weiner
I will suck down its sperm by the liter
Oh, I think that I want myself a queer weiner
I will suck down its sperm by the liter

[Verse 2:]
He walks like a model
And other bitches
Love to hate and wanna throttle
Yeah, yeah
'Cause she's the princess of love
But she got the "magic wand"
All these female girls are tempting
But I'm empty with no schlong
And they say

[Pre-hook:]
Do you need me?
Do you want my pussy?
Does it make you feel like eating?
I'm like no, not really 'cause

[Hook:]
Oh, I think that I want myself a queer weiner
I will suck down its sperm by the liter
Oh, I think that I want myself a queer weiner
I will suck down its sperm by the liter

[Instrumental break]

[Bridge:]
She loves to suck my erection
Plus I get to feel one
He's the only girl for me
No, I don't need a real one
Mama loves him too
Don't even need to use protection
Why would I get with you,
My girl's hermaphrodite perfection!

[Hook:]
Oh, I think that I want myself a queer weiner
I will suck down its sperm by the liter
Oh, I think that I want myself a queer weiner
I will suck down its sperm by the liter
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