Song Parodies -> I Want Teenage Girls For Christmas
"Hello" Based on the performance by Adele
"I Want Teenage Girls For Christmas" Parody by Cameron Franklin
OK, i'm back again for another hot holiday parody of yet another smash hit from this year. And it's none other than "Hello" by Adele. And this is called "I Want Teenage Girls For Christmas". In this parody, an adult man asks for teenage girls for Christmas in the best way that he knows how. And since this is a no judgment zone for songs about teenage girls, I have decided to go ahead and rub this one out. Anyways, enjoy it and please give it lots of love as always
I know
That this sounds crazy
But this gift for the holidays
Looks very right to me

I don't need video games
Or even movies
And no, I don't need a smart phone
All of that is lame

I need something
That is way much better
And can keep a smile right on my face
Forever and ever

I know it seems
Very impossible
But I just need a whole lot of girls
Who really like to have fun

I ain't going
For all those MILFs
Or even some barely legal girls
No way Jose

I want teenage girls for Christmas
With nice titties and sexy asses
Yes, I know that it's wrong but you just gotta hear me out
I am absolutely ready to have fun and go right down

I wanna eat that teen pussy
'Cause it's so damn tasty enough for me
Now Santa, please don't get me all wrong right here
I want some jailbait hotties to last all year right now

I prefer
Hot fourteen year olds
Because they really know how
To go out there and have some fun

I just want to
Fuck their tight pussies
So fucking good and so fucking hard
Until they're screaming for me

I am ready
To see what they can do
And make them open up their legs
Just for me of course

I want teenage girls for Christmas
With nice titties and sexy asses
Yes, I know that it's wrong but you just gotta hear me out
I am absolutely ready to have fun and go right down

I wanna eat that teen pussy
'Cause it's so damn tasty enough for me
Now Santa, please don't get me all wrong right here
I want some jailbait hotties to last all year right now

Oh yeah
I want them right now
I gotta have them somehow
And I heard that they like to go downtown

That's right

I want teenage girls for Christmas
With nice titties and sexy asses
Yes, I know that it's wrong but you just gotta hear me out
I am absolutely ready to have fun and go right down

I wanna eat that teen pussy
'Cause it's so damn tasty enough for me
Now Santa, please don't get me all wrong right here
I want some jailbait hotties to last all year right now
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