I wish my wife was not obsessed with the "baby" word,
I wish our lovin' wasn't scheduled for the 23rd,
I wish I didn't have to hold it till my balls are blue,
I wish it wasn't always vag every time we bang,

Years ago our marriage was a party for my dick,
But now she has a clock and it goes a tick a tick.

My wife's 30 now and she's going tick tick
My wife's 30 now and she's going tick tick

Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
When my wife would suck me off to sleep but now I put out.
Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
When my wife would suck me off to sleep but now I put out.

I put out.

It used to be my wife would ride me just because I was hung,
But now we do it between Day 14 and Day 21,
She takes her temperature before I get to pound it,
No more condoms, never run out of 'em cause I don't have to wear one,

She'll soon be a mother, baby gets my big nose,
Small clothes outgrown, a home loan, kiddie pictures on my phone,
Morning quickie? Nah we're too tired to bother,
Better enjoy this sex for now, cause I'm gonna be a father.

My wife's 30 now and she's going tick tick
My wife's 30 now and she's going tick tick

Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
When my wife would suck me off to sleep but now I put out.
Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
When my wife would suck me off to sleep but now I put out.


We used to fuck for fun, do it any time or place,
We would hit it in the kitchen if we had the counter space
Used to splooge it in her face now ovulation sets the pace,
She says, "Get it up, you need to make a baby."
Yo.

We used to fuck for fun, do it any time or place,
We would hit it in the kitchen if we had the counter space
Used to splooge it in her face now ovulation sets the pace,
She says, "Get it up, you need to make a baby."
Yo.

Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
When my wife would suck me off to sleep but now I put out.
Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
When my wife would suck me off to sleep but now I put out.

Used to fuck for fun, used to fuck for fun daily
We used to fuck for fun, get it up, make a baby
Used to fuck for fun, used to fuck for fun daily
We used to fuck for fun, get it up, make a baby
We used to fuck for fun, do it any time or place,
We would hit it in the kitchen if we had the counter space
Used to splooge it in her face now ovulation sets the pace,
She says, "Get it up, you need to make a baby."
Yo