Song Parodies -> Torybums Said
"Mao Tse-Tung Said" Based on the performance by A3
"Torybums Said" Parody by Wallace Runnymede
The original song by A3 quotes texts which have made available by the Jonestown Foundation. Jim Jones was a fanatic. It's also fanatical to gut welfare when so much money is wasted on pointless vanity projects. Next time UK elects a Prime Minister, hopefully it will be a government with more character. (Note: Previously published on Amiright and Glossy News).
Pray don't ever say we are your enemies. My noble benevolence has practically caused me to just get you destroyed. If I had squeezed you a little more, just a little bit more, we would have had a little less trouble.

Yes, you have a social conscience. Idealism! But don't say ‘Dearest Tory-bums is my enemy!' Eh? What's that, oh do calm down, darling. Hearken unto me, chicken: ‘Greed is my enemy and I've got to fight for liberty day and night!' And, ‘what else is death, other than liberty' is the line. Liberty is the only way?

UTTER PIGGY-POO! FIDDLESTICKS, OLD BEAN! William Tyndale died for his liberty! Emmeline Pankhurst died for her liberty! The pleb scum of Wat Tyler died roaring about balderdash the rustic filth just couldn't understand, and they never even stood their ground! Hacked down by the sword!

BLAHDDY PIGGYPOO! ‘Liberty is the only weapon I shall ever have to fight?' One has an utter bum-bum-load of arms, darling! Behold my voters, behold my shills, behold my lobbyists, behold my Beltway and Paris allies, behold my 4 000 dead miserable crippled spongers?

I will kill! I will kill! I will kill! I will kill! I will kill! I will kill you all! And there's NOTHING you pleb scum can do to stop me!

Let them hear it when they starve! Yes, we will fight! We will destroy the plebs. They're crying out for mercy. Let the night roar! Let the night roar, because we can't hear them, even if we know they mean it. We'll kill them when we come!

Torybums said
Chains must come
Chains must come thru the starving of the scum
Not thru welfare and not through mercy
Or giving scum my warmoney from my national pursey

No more stats! I don't give a crap what they are
So let Iron-Baton Thatcher be your starvation star
Just take up your shovel and learn how to die
Screaming for food thru the day and all thru the night

‘Til come the overdue death of the last pleb scum
I want you to listen, son
‘Cos Torybums said chains must come
Chains must come thru the starving of the scum!

Torybums said
Chains must come
Torybums said
Chains must come
Torybums said
Chains must come
Chains must come through the starving of the scum!

+ Harrah! So what was the guiding principle of Thatcher? Margaret Thatcher said there's only one way to keep the despicable crippled vermin under your jackboot. Do you know, miserable cripple? How did Margaret Thatcher say the only way you can grab a cripple by the neck and break it?

– I heard I have to bite my lip and suck it up.

+ Oh, utter PIGGYPOO, darling! ‘Suck it up'? Margaret Thatcher discoursed thus? Is that what you heard?

– Sorry, they took my hearing aid too.

+ Hurry up and tell me darling; you won't last much longer, after all, my lad!

– I heard she was the head of the Great Anglo Saxon White Race. You informed me she was the Supreme Leader of the Dictatorship of the Humanitariat.

+ Stupid, stupid, ignorant, filthy, foolish pleb scum!

– She killed thousands of people; by persuading George Bush Sr. to massacre foreign folks.

+ Now now, darling, time is money! Hurry up! Okay then, wha— wha— what'd he say? There only one way you can get rid of the miserable, sponging cripples.

– Only way you can— only way you can tramp the dirt down;— is by starvation.

+ Not bad for a backward, unlettered little pleb, darling. But you should know the truth because we drum it into your pretty little prole skull every day. He had a nice little phrase that everybody should know. ‘Chains only come—'

– Oh—

+ You got it. ‘Chains only come through…'

– ‘—through— the starving of the scum!

+ About bally time, darling. For you, of all people, have every reason not to waste your last hours alive, before we finally have the inestimable privilege of tramping the dirt down on your miserable carcass!

Baroness Thatcher said chains must come. Chains must come thru the starving of the scum! And this place would finally be Heaven tomorrow if every last miserable, crippled sponger had finally choked their last breath.

Let them hear it when they starve! Yes, we will fight! They're crying out for mercy. Let the night roar! Let the night roar, because we can't hear them, and we they know we mean it. We'll kill them when we come!

Torybums said
Chains must come
Tory scum said
Chains must come
Tory scum said
Chains must come
Chains must come through starving plebby scum!

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