Song Parodies -> Loudest Screams
"Wildest Dreams" Based on the performance by Taylor Swift
"Loudest Screams" Parody by Andrew Woodard Nothing says true love like a mutual euthanasia pact in the event of a zombie apocalypse
Bodies coming out of the ground
There's zombies everywhere Chaos all around Can't let em under your skin Their teeth are sinking in... Oh Shit, I'm gonna turn now! I'm so hot, and sweating like hell, Can't talk, not walking real well. I need brains, or else I get pissed. The one solution is this: Say you'll dismember me, Standing in an alley, holding a machete, babe. Red blood from holes it leaks, Do it to me quickly, finish me in spite of my Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow. Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow. No one's gotta know what you'll do But you can keep my head Store it in your room The rest of me just put in the ground There it rests forever I'm seeing you as food now! I'm so hot, and sweating like hell, Can't talk, not walking real well. And when I get too disgusting to kiss, The one solution is this: Say you'll dismember me, Standing in an alley, holding a machete, babe. Red blood from holes it leaks, Never see me again, Baby cause I'm at my end... Run away in the moonlight Zombies chasing you all night Hunting you down Too bad that they bit me Don't let my memory slow you down If it was you they'd bite I would slaughter you , damn right, Mow you down! No way would you eat me, Run over you in the street, then leave town... Say you'll dismember me, Standing in an alley, holding a machete, babe. Red blood from holes it leaks, Do it to me quickly, finish me in spite of my Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow. Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow. Your Vote Counts
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