Song Parodies -> Loudest Screams
"Wildest Dreams" Based on the performance by Taylor Swift
"Loudest Screams" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Nothing says true love like a mutual euthanasia pact in the event of a zombie apocalypse
Bodies coming out of the ground
There's zombies everywhere
Chaos all around

Can't let em under your skin
Their teeth are sinking in...
Oh Shit, I'm gonna turn now!

I'm so hot, and sweating like hell,
Can't talk, not walking real well.
I need brains, or else I get pissed.
The one solution is this:

Say you'll dismember me,
Standing in an alley, holding a machete, babe.
Red blood from holes it leaks,
Do it to me quickly, finish me in spite of my
Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow.
Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow.


No one's gotta know what you'll do
But you can keep my head
Store it in your room
The rest of me just put in the ground
There it rests forever
I'm seeing you as food now!

I'm so hot, and sweating like hell,
Can't talk, not walking real well.
And when I get too disgusting to kiss,
The one solution is this:

Say you'll dismember me,
Standing in an alley, holding a machete, babe.
Red blood from holes it leaks,
Never see me again,
Baby cause I'm at my end...


Run away in the moonlight
Zombies chasing you all night
Hunting you down
Too bad that they bit me
Don't let my memory slow you down
If it was you they'd bite
I would slaughter you , damn right,
Mow you down!
No way would you eat me,
Run over you in the street, then leave town...

Say you'll dismember me,
Standing in an alley, holding a machete, babe.
Red blood from holes it leaks,
Do it to me quickly, finish me in spite of my

Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow.
Loudest Screams, ow ow, ow.
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Lon - March 10, 2016 - Report this comment
As I told you privately, this song is really marketable, I think

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