Song Parodies -> Haven't Made You Wet
"Haven't Met You Yet" Based on the performance by Michael Buble
"Haven't Made You Wet" Parody by Lon
A problem I, personally, never have of course (lol)
You make me rise, with hard-ons that last
I've gotten a wood so many times, I stopped keeping track
Tried to stick in, it didn't work out
I thought you'd be moist, then I let myself down

I want so very much not to lube it
But now I'm running out of excuses
I need a new penetration possibility

And I know someday that I will turn you out
I will insert, but now at first I'll eat you out
And I promise you, kid, that we'll bang every chance that we get
I just haven't made you wet

I might masturbate to get myself up
I guess a good licking will give us better luck
And when I get in, I'll bet that you're tight
You'll cum vaginally for once in your life

And I know that I can be so amazing
And, baby, your twat is gonna thank me
'Cause now I have penetration possibility

And someday I know that I will turn you out
I will insert, but now at first I'll eat you out
And I promise you, kid, we'll bang every chance that we get
I just haven't made you wet

I was once scared
Of your front door
Now I don't need to pry it
It's moistened up, and I'll get inside it

And I know that I can be so amazing
And being in your twat is gonna change me
And now I have a new penetration possibility

And someday I know I will turn you out
So at first I'll eat you out
Promise to bang, ev'ry chance that we get
That we get, that we get, than we get

Oh, you know I will turn you out
And I will insert 'cause now at first I'll eat you out
And I promise you kid we'll bang ev'ry chance that we get
Yeah, I just haven't made you wet

I just haven't made you wet
Oh, promise you, kid
To bang ev'ry chance that we get get

And you'll cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum
(I just haven't made you wet)
Cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum
I just haven't made you wet
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