Song Parodies -> Sweet Jizz of Mine
"Sweet Caroline" Based on the performance by Neil Diamond
"Sweet Jizz of Mine" Parody by Lon
The original has to be my LEAST favorite karaoke song EVER, and I hear it all the damn time when at karaoke bars. So I needed to re-do it, "Lonster-style," in order to now sing it to my karaoke audiences and hopefully ruin it enough to never hear it again!

When I'd get head
Semen was never flowin'
But now with you it's flowin' strong
We were kissing
Kissing became a hummer
Couldn't believe you made me cum
Jizz, rising jizz
Pourin' out, out of me, into you

Sweet jizz of mine
Blow jobs never felt so good
I'm now inclined
To release it from my wood
But now I--

Look at my cock
And it does seem so massive
It's building up a load of goo
And when I squirt
Semen reaches your tonsils
'Cause you prefer to swallow, too
Warm, fresh and warm
Pourin' out, out of me, thanks to you

Sweet jizz of mine
Blow jobs never felt so good
I'm spraying fine
Didn't think I ever could
Oh, no, no

Sweet jizz of mine
Blow jobs never felt so good
Sweet jizz of mine
I release it from my wood

Sweet jizz of mine
Blow jobs never felt so good
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