Song Parodies -> Prostitute
"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town" Based on the performance by Pearl Jam
"Prostitute" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
I've been shooting up heroin
and many drugs I've seem to go this way far
don't go down that road
it's just cuz I don't know my name

Those are my ideas
I've been in the dark of shootin' up heroin
oh, that'll is so not grand

I've been snogging a cow
I've watched a million times to see it through me
well, there is another bastard
it tries to drank me like a Kurt Cobain song

I know
into these dark night i know
I keep saying i'm Taiwanese
but i'm not, i just show my face
Tonight
I believe I show up
then I'm wrong
by the times I just hover this way
All this shit I've seen
it's going away
All this shit i've seen
it goes away
All this shit I've seen
it goes away
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