Song Parodies -> Teenage Cream
"Teenage Dream" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"Teenage Cream" Parody by Lon
This song was inspired by a crush I had on my older sister's friend when I was like 8 and she was 18; I knew there was something I wanted to do to her---I just didn't know what it exactly was yet

I know I'm horny whenever I look at you
I'm still in high school but that doesn't mean I should
Not get some booty--I've like you since I was twelve, twelve

You baby sat me when I was just a kid
You always laughed at all of the things I did
But now you see that I've grown into a man, quite a man

Won't you touch my cock tonight
It's erect, and long
I won't shoot you in your eye
Because I have had lots of practice

You'll make me shoot out a gallon of teenage cream
The way you jack me off, I want you
So stroke away and don't ever slow down
Don't ever slow down

I wish you'd take my virginity
Won't you please, it's been my fantasy
But this will do so stroke away
And don't ever slow down, don't ever slow down

When I would see you swimming inside our pool
I would imagine you being naked, too
You finally want want me to take my clothes off, too
That I'll do

So you'll touch my cock tonight
It's erect, and long
I won't shoot you in your eye
Because I have had lots of practice

You'll make me shoot out a gallon of teenage cream
The way you jack me off, I want you
So stroke away and don't ever slow down
Don't ever slow down

I wish you'd take my virginity
Won't you please, it's been my fantasy
But this will do so stroke away
And don't ever slow down, don't ever slow down

I can feel my cum leaking underneath my jeans
Make some teenage cream tonight
Won't you put your hands on me and unzip my jeans
Make some teenage cream tonight

You'll make me shoot out a gallon of teenage cream
The way you jack me off, I want you
So stroke away and don't ever slow down
Don't ever slow down

I wish you'd take my virginity
Won't you please, it's been my fantasy
But this will do so stroke away
And don't ever slow down, don't ever slow down

I can feel my cum leaking underneath my jeans
Make some teenage cream tonight
Won't you put your hands on me and unzip my jeans
Make some teenage cream tonight
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McKenna - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
No lie, I loved this parody. Good job!

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