Song Parodies -> Teenage Cream
This song was inspired by a crush I had on my older sister's friend when I was like 8 and she was 18; I knew there was something I wanted to do to her---I just didn't know what it exactly was yet
I know I'm horny whenever I look at you I'm still in high school but that doesn't mean I should Not get some booty--I've like you since I was twelve, twelve You baby sat me when I was just a kid You always laughed at all of the things I did But now you see that I've grown into a man, quite a man Won't you touch my cock tonight It's erect, and long I won't shoot you in your eye Because I have had lots of practice You'll make me shoot out a gallon of teenage cream The way you jack me off, I want you So stroke away and don't ever slow down Don't ever slow down I wish you'd take my virginity Won't you please, it's been my fantasy But this will do so stroke away And don't ever slow down, don't ever slow down When I would see you swimming inside our pool I would imagine you being naked, too You finally want want me to take my clothes off, too That I'll do So you'll touch my cock tonight It's erect, and long I won't shoot you in your eye Because I have had lots of practice You'll make me shoot out a gallon of teenage cream The way you jack me off, I want you So stroke away and don't ever slow down Don't ever slow down I wish you'd take my virginity Won't you please, it's been my fantasy But this will do so stroke away And don't ever slow down, don't ever slow down I can feel my cum leaking underneath my jeans Make some teenage cream tonight Won't you put your hands on me and unzip my jeans Make some teenage cream tonight You'll make me shoot out a gallon of teenage cream The way you jack me off, I want you So stroke away and don't ever slow down Don't ever slow down I wish you'd take my virginity Won't you please, it's been my fantasy But this will do so stroke away And don't ever slow down, don't ever slow down I can feel my cum leaking underneath my jeans Make some teenage cream tonight Won't you put your hands on me and unzip my jeans Make some teenage cream tonight Your Vote Counts
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