Song Parodies -> Masturbation
"Celebration" Based on the performance by Kool and the Gang
"Masturbation" Parody by Lon
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Jack off!!
This is my masturbation
Jack off!!
This is my masturbation

Masturbate good times, jack off! (Let's masturbate)
Masturbate good times, jack off! (Let's masturbate)

There's a porno goin' on right here
With masturbation to make my cum appear
I'll use my right hand and some lubricant
I'm gonna masturbate while staring at tits

Come on now, masturbation
I'm gonna masturbate and have a good time
Masturbation
I'm gonna masturbate and have a good time

It's time to have orgasms
I'm splattering lots of jism
Everyone around the world, jack off!

Jack off!
It's my masturbation
Jack off!

Masturbate good times, c'mon
(It's my masturbation)
Masturbate good times, c'mon
(I'll masturbate)

There's virus goin' round I fear
With consequences to last throughout the years
So have some safe sex or do it by yourself
I'm gonna masturbate to protect my health

Come on now, masturbation
I'm gonna masturbate and have a good time, yeah, yeah
Masturbation
I'm gonna masturbate and have a good time

It's time to have orgasms
I'm splattering lots of jism
Everyone around the world, jack off!

Jack off!!
It's my masturbation
Jack off!!
It's my masturbation

Masturbate good times, jack off!
(Let's masturbate, c'mon now)
Masturbate good times, jack off!
(Let's masturbate)

I'm gonna have a good time tonight
I'll masturbate, with my right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
I'll masturbate, with my right, baby...

I'm gonna have a good time tonight (mas-tur-ba-tion)
I'll masturbate, with my right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight (mas-tur-ba-tion)
I'll masturbate, with my right

Jack off!
Jack off!

Masturbate good times, jack off!
Masturbate good times, jack off!
(It's my masturbation!)

Masturbate good times, jack off!
(C'mon and masturbate, tonight)
Masturbate good times, jack off!
(I'll have a grip that's really tight, I'll masturbate)

Masturbate good times, jack off!
Masturbate good times, jack off!
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Doc Woody - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I always imagined this parody should exist. Your incarnation of it does not disappoint!
Harlow Goobly - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
This is funny stuff! And great title substitution.

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