Song Parodies -> Hey There Vagina
"Hey There Delilah" Based on the performance by Plain White T's
"Hey There Vagina" Parody by Lon
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Hey There Vagina


Hey there vagina, what's it like beneath those titties?
Are you shaved and looking pretty
With a piercing in your clitty, do you smell?
You make my penis have to swell, oh can't you tell?

Hey there vagina, I'll increase a few more inches
So that I can bridge the distance as you slowly fill with liquid
Spread your thighs, I've almost reached my biggest size
It's no surprise

Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
When you squeeze my meat

Hey there vagina, I know I am getting hard
And then I'll push upon your cervix as I stick it really far
You'll get it good, you're gonna like my pecker wood, as well you should

Hey there vagina, will you make me wear a condom?
'Cause you'll barely even feel me with that rubber in between us, it's the truth
I'll hold my semen back from you, I will not spew

Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat

Your period is never fun
But don't you worry, I'll still cum
It feels the same to me either way
I'll stick a towel right under us
And then your blood won't stain my sheets, you know I just cleaned them the other day

Vagina I can promise you
That by the time I shoot my goo
My balls will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there vagina
Please be true, and don't you fake it
'Cause I don't want to have to eat you
But I'll be sure to lick your clit if I do

You know it's all because of you
I spend all the money that I do
Hey there vagina it's for you
It's all for you

Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat
When you squeeze my meat
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