Song Parodies -> Hangin Even Lower (Than A Pooch)
"Hanging By A Moment" Based on the performance by Lifehouse
"Hangin Even Lower (Than A Pooch) " Parody by Lon
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Desperately dangling, with no where to go
And if I were Chinese, they'd name me "Wun Hung Lo"
It's falling almost down onto my shoes, my scrotum's long enough to make the news
You feel it from your anus to your cooch, I'm hanging even lower than a pooch

Twenty pounds I'm packing, it touches both my feet
And if it was metallic, you'd see me sparking
Now, it's falling almost down onto my shoes, my scrotum's long enough to make the news
You feel it from your anus to your cooch, I'm hanging even lower than a pooch
And every time I pull my zipper up, I'm praying that my testes won't get stuck
You feel it from your anus to your cooch, I'm hanging even lower than a pooch

To shoot a load of goo, takes a long, long time
It's really something else, always blows my mind
It's really something else
It's really something else
It's really something else

Desperately dangling, with no where to go
And if I were Chinese, they'd name me "Wun Hung Lo"

It's falling almost down onto my shoes, my scrotum's long enough to make the news
You feel it from your anus to your cooch, I'm hanging even lower than a pooch
And every time I pull my zipper up, I'm praying that my testes won't get stuck
You feel it from your anus to your cooch, I'm hanging even lower than a pooch

Hanging even lower
Hanging even lower than a pooch
Hanging even lower
Hanging even lower than a pooch
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