Song Parodies -> My Piss is on Fire
"Your Sex is on Fire" Based on the performance by Kings of Leon
"My Piss is on Fire" Parody by Lon
Check me out on youtube by searching for "smashing rumpkins" as well as "Nipple Hair" and "Hung Just Like a Mule"

Got an infection, didn't know how
I'm really cautious, so cautious
I used protection, every time out
Learned it in sex ed, in sex ed

But now, my piss is on fire

Looked at the wrapper, and noticed the date
It's an old Trojan, old Trojan
It said "2000," it's now '09
Finally figured, my problem

Of why, my piss is on fire
It's 'cause of a condom expired

She was so slutty, I shoulda known
Each time I did her, did her
I need a prescription, I need some Cipro
And I'll take it daily, it daily, it daily

'Cause my piss is on fire
Because my piss is on fire
And thanks to a condom expired

Because my piss is on fire
And thanks to a condom expired
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Daunte Lapree Carter - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I like the way you kept every section and verse consistent with the original, and yet you were able to demonstrate good songwriting craft and creativity.

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