Song Parodies -> Wanted Head While I Drive
"Wanted Dead or Alive" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Wanted Head While I Drive" Parody by Lon
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I love BJ's, been getting 'um everyday
So many ways she wants to drain my vein
But I never get a hummer on the road
We drive all night, she won't blow my load

I love oral, and I get it all the time
But I've wanted head while I drive
I've wanted head while I drive

She's not a prude, she takes it everyway
But the speed that I drive always scares her everyday
Sometimes she swears I'm drunk by the way that I'm driving
Next time we're on the road, I'll drive more carefully

'Cause I love oral, and I get it all the time
But I've wanted (wanted) head while I drive
I've wanted (wanted) head while I drive

Oh while I drive!

I love oral, and I get it all the time
But I've wanted (wanted) head while I drive

And I drive these streets, two loaded testes in my sack
I tilt the wheel, so her head will not get trapped
She's blown me everywhere, still not this way
I've spilled a million places, add one more today

She's giving oral, 'cause I'm slowing down my ride
How I've wanted (wanted) head while I drive
She's giving oral, there ain't no pot holes in sight
'Cause I've wanted (wanted) head while I drive
In my ride (in my ride) head while I drive
Cops don't mind (don't mind) head while I drive
Head while I drive
Head while I drive
Head while I drive
Head while I drive
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