Thought I would try out Match dot com
Everyone always has said I would get some
I ain't had a girlfriend in three damn years
Been jacking off to porno on T.V.
And paying lots of strippers to tease me
But the day I met you confirmed my fears
I saw your pictures online
Thought you'd be super fine
I can look and see that you're lying 'bout your age
I saw your pictures online
Thought you'd be super fine
I can look and see that you're lying 'bout your weight

We met up that night at a Starbuck's
I went home and felt like a big schmuck
'Cause the pictures you posted didn't look like you at all
I was thinking that you're ten years older
And not honest in your disclosure
That bull shit does really take some balls
I saw your personal ad
And now I'm pretty mad
I can look and see that you're lying just a tad
I saw your personal ad
And now I'm pretty mad
I can look and see that you're lying just a tad

I saw you randomly with a young kid
Looks like another fact that you done hid
That is the kind of thing a man should know
Your dishonesty is really low
Your profile's a fictional show
I'm reporting your ass
'Cause I think the website should know

I no longer want to date online
'Cant seem to make it worth my time
I don't understand why a person lies this way
Update your pictures today
Then list your correct age
And don't waste another minute of my cell phone
Update your pictures today
Then list your correct age
And don't waste another minute of my cell phone
And don't send another message to my phone