Song Parodies -> Soiled Underwear
"Livin' On a Prayer" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Soiled Underwear" Parody by Lon
Once upon a time
One man had to go..............

Tommy has to take a big dump
His bowels ain't feeling right
He's shit out of luck.....no pun, no pun
Ate too many tacos today
Looking for a can, to unload some clay
And mud, mmmm, and mud

He knows he's gotta hold back with all he's got
Or else he's gonna crap before he reaches the pot
He started shitting, and it's a lot
Of logs---a deuce has been dropped!

Oh, 'was almost there
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
It's a shame---he ruined that pair
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear

Tommy dropped a load from his rump
Could not hold it in, and he had
A bad case of the runs, the runs
Better throw those boxers away
When he got to the John
They were ruined---baby from shit spray, shit spray

He's gotta hold back with all he's got
Or else he's gonna crap before he reaches the pot
He started shitting, and it's a lot
Of logs---a deuce has been dropped!

Oh, 'was almost there
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
It's a shame---he ruined that pair
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
Soiled underwear!!

Ooooooooh
He couldn't hold back and let it all drop
His shorts are now stained from the poop that has plopped

Oh, 'was almost there
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
It's a shame, 'cause it was his last pair
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear

Oh, 'was almost there
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
It's a shame, 'cause it was his last pair
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear

Oh, 'was almost there
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
It's a shame, 'cause it was his last pair
Oh, oh!---there's soiled underwear
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