Song Parodies -> Tampon, Bloody Tampon
"Sunday, Bloody Sunday" Based on the performance by U2
"Tampon, Bloody Tampon" Parody by Lon
Let's use this as the next jingle for a Kotex commercial...

Yes...

I see Aunt Flow's in town today
I wish you'd pack her bags
And make her go away
How long...
How long 'till your cycle's gone?
How long, how long...
So tonight...we must use a towel
Tonight

You're saying you should only beat my meat
'Cause you're bleeding and might stain your sheets
But I won't take your lame excuse
Pull out your tampon
And put your pussy back to use

Tampon, bloody tampon
Tampon, bloody tampon
Tampon, bloody tampon

You say your cycle's just begun
There's 3 days left 'till it's completely done
A Kotex box is close at hand
And granny panties used for all your
Maxi-pads

Tampon, bloody tampon
Tampon, bloody tampon

How long...
How long 'till your cycle's gone?
How long, how long...
So tonight...we must use a towel
Tonight...tonight

Tampon, bloody tampon
Tampon, bloody tampon

Wipe your blood from my cock
Wipe your blood away
Oh, wipe your blood away
(Tampon, bloody tampon)
Oh, wipe my blood stained cock
(Tampon, bloody tampon)

Tampon, bloody tampon (tampon, bloody tampon)
Tampon, bloody tampon (tampon, bloody tampon)

Guess it's true you aren't a prude
You just were being extra sensitive for me
But today I won't muff dive
There are limits for a perverted guy

(Tampon, bloody tampon)

And now my battle has been won
But you can't wait 'till you're completely done
With...

Tampon, bloody tampon
Tampon, bloody tampon
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