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Song Parodies -> Tampon, Bloody Tampon
Let's use this as the next jingle for a Kotex commercial...
Yes... I see Aunt Flow's in town today I wish you'd pack her bags And make her go away How long... How long 'till your cycle's gone? How long, how long... So tonight...we must use a towel Tonight You're saying you should only beat my meat 'Cause you're bleeding and might stain your sheets But I won't take your lame excuse Pull out your tampon And put your pussy back to use Tampon, bloody tampon Tampon, bloody tampon Tampon, bloody tampon You say your cycle's just begun There's 3 days left 'till it's completely done A Kotex box is close at hand And granny panties used for all your Maxi-pads Tampon, bloody tampon Tampon, bloody tampon How long... How long 'till your cycle's gone? How long, how long... So tonight...we must use a towel Tonight...tonight Tampon, bloody tampon Tampon, bloody tampon Wipe your blood from my cock Wipe your blood away Oh, wipe your blood away (Tampon, bloody tampon) Oh, wipe my blood stained cock (Tampon, bloody tampon) Tampon, bloody tampon (tampon, bloody tampon) Tampon, bloody tampon (tampon, bloody tampon) Guess it's true you aren't a prude You just were being extra sensitive for me But today I won't muff dive There are limits for a perverted guy (Tampon, bloody tampon) And now my battle has been won But you can't wait 'till you're completely done With... Tampon, bloody tampon Tampon, bloody tampon Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. hooooooooooooo wont last kissing time [music stops] hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo wont last kissing time {audience cheers} sueges into bullet the blue sky
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