Song Parodies -> The Greatest Dump of All
"The Greatest Love of All" Based on the performance by Whitney Houston
"The Greatest Dump of All" Parody by Lon
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I believe colonics are our future
Use them well and let them clean your bowels
They'll get rid of all your toxic waste inside
You'll smell like something died, but you'll poop easier
No more constipation reminding how you used to be
Everybody's always drinking prune juice
People need something to unclog them
I never found anything that could unclog me
My poop was rarely seen
Until I learned to adjust some things

I decided long ago, never indulge in burgers and tacos
If I fail, if I eat beef
At least I'll have colon relief
No matter what I put in me
It won't constipate me rectally
Because the greatest dump of all
Is exiting from me
I had the greatest dump of all
Plop out of me
The greatest dump of all
Is easy to achieve
Taking your colonics
Will give the greatest dump of all

I believe colonics are our future
Use them well and let them clean your bowels
They'll get rid of all your toxic waste inside
You'll smell like something died, but you'll poop easier
No more constipation reminding how you used to be

I decided long ago, never indulge in burgers and tacos
If I fail, if I eat beef
At least I'll have colon relief
No matter what I put in me
It won't constipate me rectally
Because the greatest dump of all
Is exiting from me
I had the greatest dump of all
Plop out of me
The greatest dump of all
Is easy to achieve
Taking your colonics
Will give the greatest dump of all

And if by chance, that greasy food
That you've been scarfing down
Leads you to a bathroom stall
Find your seat and dumppppppppppppppp!!!!
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