Song Parodies -> Herpes Blisters
"Hey Soul Sister" Based on the performance by Train
"Herpes Blisters" Parody by Lon
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Hey, hey, hey

Your cold sore was raised
I could see it from a
Mile away
I thought I wouldn't contract it
And so I went and let you
Blow my dick

My cock now stings
There's germs of you in every
Single load I cream
I should have worn a condom
But I drank too much Coke and rum
And now I am sick

Herpes Blisters
Every time I kissed her
And fellatio made them grow
The way they spread ain't fair, you know
Herpes blisters
I should not have kissed
A single part of you
Tonight

Hey, hey, hey

Valtrex time
I'm so glad you have
Some extra pills for me
You sucked on my erection
And gave it an infection
You can't deny

I'm so pissed off
I should have had you take
My dick and jerk it off
But you gave me head
Now your virus I've contracted
And my love life is impacted all the time

Herpes blisters
Every time I kissed her
And fellatio made them grow
The way they spread ain't fair, you know
Herpes blisters
I should not have kissed
A single part of you
Tonight

The way you give a blow job
Makes me cum in no time guaranteed
So careless, I'm so dumb
It was almost worth contracting 'um

You see, I should stick myself in your pussy
I want to give it back to thee
And get revenge you see for your V D

Herpes blisters
Every time I kissed her
And fellatio made them grow
The way they spread ain't fair, you know
Herpes blisters
I should not have kissed
A single part of you
Tonight

Herpes blisters
I should not have kissed
A single part of you
Tonight

Hey, hey, hey
Tonight

Hey, hey, hey
Tonight

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