Song Parodies -> Masturbating For A Girl Like You
"I've Been Waiting For A Girl Like You" Based on the performance by Foreigner
"Masturbating For A Girl Like You" Parody by Lon
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So long, I've been beating so hard, I've been stroking my schlong
Sometimes I don't know when I will squirt, I only know that my blue balls do hurt
When you're celibate, when you're celibate
I stroke it so right, out comes my goo, I only wish I was inside you

Maybe I can, but for now I will have to use my right hand
This cock of mine has been choked before, and now I'll have to choke more

Masturbating for a girl like you with Kleenex by my side
Masturbating for a girl like you with pre-cum on my rise
Masturbating for someone who can make me shoot the sky
Yeah, spraying for a girl like you each day and every night

It's so good, when I wake up with a morning wood
It's tough not to touch while in bed I lay
Only wet dreams can save the day
When you're celibate, yeah, really celibate

Now my grip is tight, from the moment it stands up 'till jizz is in sight
There's no one on earth I'd rather do, but still I can't enter you

Masturbating for a girl like you with Kleenex by my side
Masturbating for a girl like you with pre-cum on my rise
Masturbating for someone who can make me shoot the sky
Yeah, spraying for a girl like you each day and every night

Maturbating, spraying for you, ooh masturbating
Masturbating
(Masturbating for a girl like you, masturbating)
And there's pre-cum on my rise
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