Song Parodies -> I'm a Wet Dreamer
"I'm a Believer" Based on the performance by The Monkees
"I'm a Wet Dreamer" Parody by Lon
In truth, I've actually never even had one of these, despite how sexual some of my dreams have been......
I had a dream last night, it was quite a tale
And it even woke me up from my sleep
I was in her pussy
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment when I felt my own cream

Then I soaked my sheets, now I'm a wet dreamer
Spreading her butt cheeks was all in my mind
My bed's a flood, I'm a wet dreamer
And my creamer it has dried

I thought that it had to be the real thing
The more I dreamed, the more it leaked from my cock
I was sleeping naked
So I made cum stains
My subconscious liked to call for rain

Then I soaked my sheets, now I'm a wet dreamer
Spreading her butt cheeks was all in my mind
My bed's a flood, I'm a wet dreamer
And my creamer it has dried

I was in her pussy
Now that's the way it seemed
Disappointment when I felt my own cream

Oh then I soaked my sheets, now I'm a wet dreamer
Spreading her butt cheeks was all in my mind
My bed's a flood, I'm a wet dreamer
And my creamer it has dried

Yes I soaked my sheets, now I'm a wet dreamer
Spreading her butt cheeks was all in my mind
Said I'm a wet dreamer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(I'm a wet dreamer)
(I'm a wet dreamer)
Said I'm a wet dreamer, yeah
(I'm a wet dreamer)
Said I'm a wet dreamer, yeah
(I'm a wet dreamer)
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Andrew Woodard - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
You stop having them by the time you're 18 usually, but think back... you MUST have had one as a kid!! :-P Great song, as always!
Lon - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
NO!! I never did!! Thanks for the comp, though.

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