Song Parodies -> Handslide
"Landslide" Based on the performance by Fleetwood Mac
"Handslide" Parody by Lon
This is based more on their live performance, in case a couple of words don't match.....



Unzipped my pants, and I pulled them down
I grabbed my cock, and I flung it around
Then I saw my erection as it started to spill
From a handslide up and down

Oh, jism in the sky, when I cum
As I'm beating upon my meat like a drum
As I'm nailing the ceiling half the time
Can I handle the prudeness of my wife?
Mmm, mmm, I don't know
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

Well, I've beena masturbating
'Cause I've spent my life around prudes
It's like I'm a loner
When I please my boners, and I'm making boners spew, so

I've beena masturbating
'Cause I, I've spent my life around prudes
It's like I'm a loner
When I please my boners, I'm making boners spew
I'm making boners spew

Unzip your pants, pull them down
Oh, if you grab your cock, and you fling it around
Then you'll see your erection as it's starting to spill
From your handslide that's up and down, down
Yes, then you'll see your erection as it's starting to spill

From playing a handslide that's up and down
From, from a handslide that's up and down
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Callmelennie - May 08, 2013 - Report this comment
And it all comes up for you .. Well, you know that it does and ... Ejaculate strikes, maybe once maybe twice ... Ooh and it flies through the night ... And you squeeze your dipstick .... you squeeze your dipstick
Lon - June 05, 2013 - Report this comment
I like it!! I might have to continue your idea.

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