Unzipped my pants, and I pulled them down
I grabbed my cock, and I flung it around
Then I saw my erection as it started to spill
From a handslide up and down

Oh, jism in the sky, when I cum
As I'm beating upon my meat like a drum
As I'm nailing the ceiling half the time
Can I handle the prudeness of my wife?
Mmm, mmm, I don't know
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

Well, I've beena masturbating
'Cause I've spent my life around prudes
It's like I'm a loner
When I please my boners, and I'm making boners spew, so

I've beena masturbating
'Cause I, I've spent my life around prudes
It's like I'm a loner
When I please my boners, I'm making boners spew
I'm making boners spew

Unzip your pants, pull them down
Oh, if you grab your cock, and you fling it around
Then you'll see your erection as it's starting to spill
From your handslide that's up and down, down
Yes, then you'll see your erection as it's starting to spill

From playing a handslide that's up and down
From, from a handslide that's up and down