Where can I pee, it's leaking on the floor?
Bathroom's locked---I'm pounding on the door!
Can't you see that I have to go?
I'm very nervous about my urine flow

All I wish is to drain my vein
I held it in, but it can't be contained
Best off if I pee inside
At this point, I'll find a bush and hide

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

Where can I pee, it's leaking on the floor?
Bladder's full---it can't contain no more
I've held it in, almost all day
Now I'm stuck, and there's a price to pay

I've wet my pants, I've peed on myself
Asparagus I ate, makes it really smell
I stopped my piss with all that I had
Then gave up---the pain was so bad!

Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

The ladie's room had a line that's too long
It was no help you see
And now a puddle has formed on me
Upon my crotch I see

Oh, where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?
Where can I pee now?

Oh, where can I pee now?
Oh, yeah, where can I, where can I
Oh, where can I pee now?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah