Song Parodies -> We've Got STDs
"We Are Family" Based on the performance by Sister Sledge
"We've Got STDs" Parody by Lon
We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C

We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C

Ev'ryone can see we're infected
From our doctors' notes
(SEX!) 'Cause the sex we have ain't protected
Or the condoms broke
(HOW?!) Do we not contract a case of the AIDS?
It could make you doubt
We like to pick up street walkers
And take a chance with just pulling out

We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C

We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C

Having sex is fun and we've just begun
To fuck our share of the world's delights
(BIG!) Boners we have for the women
That we'll bang tonight
(WE!) No we don't be honest
When they ask us our history
No germs in you or infected goo
Inside your shlong
Oh no, just do not tell 'um the truth

We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C

We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C

We've got STDs
I've got ghonorrhea in me
We've got STDs
He's got hepatitis C
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