Song Parodies -> (How Do I Get You) To Bone
"Alone" Based on the performance by Heart
"(How Do I Get You) To Bone" Parody by Lon
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I feel the throbbing of my cock
With every time you are around
You make me harder than a rock
And long enough to touch the ground
But each date you always send me home
Oh, with just kissing---we still don't bone
Don't bone

Each date I'm always hoping that we'll bone
I'm getting really tired of just necking
When will you let me drop a load?
How do I get you to bone?
How do I get you to bone?

You don't know how long I have wanted
To see your tits and round behind, oh
You don't know how I've masturbated
To you naked inside my mind
We've been dating for 10 weeks I'm told
And who knows how much longer out you'll hold?
You'll hold

Each date I'm always hoping that we'll bone
I'm getting really tired of just necking
When will you let me drop a load?
How do I get you to bone?
How do I get you to bone?

How do I get you to bone?
How do I get you to bone?

To bone, to bone
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Neil - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice, but a little simple. Good context with "how do I get you to bone."
mike - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
yes

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