Song Parodies -> Titties on Men
"Pretty Woman" Based on the performance by Van Halen (and Roy Orbison, of course)
"Titties on Men" Parody by Lon
To all the man boobs (or "Moobs" as we call them) out there; a condition known as "gynecomastia"


Titties on men, looking so freaky, titties on men, the boobs I hate to see
Titties on men, gynecomastia is what it's called,
These men have boobies that are not small

Titties on men, hermaphrodites to me, titties on men, their cup's at least a "B,"
Titties on men, why are they shirtless so we can see
That they have knockers just like she?

Titties on men, what a shame, titties on men, who's to blame?
Titties on men, grateful it's not me
Titties on men, yeah, yeah, yeah, titties on men, are they gay?
Titties on men, say it's a bad dream
'Cause they need a, they need a bra

Titties on men, how unfair that, titties on men, most girls are flat
Titties on men won't shrink away, yeah, OK
It that's the way they must be, OK
I guess I'm lucky that my chest, has only pec muscles
Not breasts, but when I'm old
They'll sag like boobs I'm told

Titties on men
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