Song Parodies -> A Camel Toe
"Alejandro" Based on the performance by Lady Ga Ga
"A Camel Toe" Parody by Lon
If you liked my version of "Poker Face," you'll love this one even more!!
A CAMEL TOE

I know your pants are tight, and it isn't hard to see
So I just can't pretend it's not there anymore, your camel toe

She wears spandex over her crotch
And her lips they do protrude, they do protrude
She hides nothing, to 'magination
I've got a milkshake in my pants that's almost brewed

You know that I see your squirrell
Looks like a taco, my girl
By this point you shoulda known
Your muff has shown

I see your vadge right through your pants, a camel toe
It's obvious, it's obvious, a peep show
Can't look away, I am a perv
I must sit back and observe
I see your vadge right through your pants, I'm greatful

Cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-cam-e-camel-toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe

Don't change, just let it show
Your camel toe, just let it show

It's so easy for it to be seen
When your pants are very tight, they're very tight
It's called "moose knuckle" on a fat girl
And that's an ugly site, an ugly site

You know that I see your squirrell
Looks like a taco, my girl
By this point you shoulda known
Your muff has shown

I see your vadge right through your pants, a camel toe
It's obvious, it's obvious, a peep show
Can't look away, I am a perv
I must sit back and observe
I see your vadge right through your pants, I'm greatful

Cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe

Don't cover it, don't cover it, your camel toe
I see your vadge right through your pants, like a peep show
It's obvious, it's obvious, your camel toe
Can't look away, I am a perv, a peep show

I see your vadge right through your pants, a camel toe
It's obvious, it's obvious, a peep show
Can't look away, I am a perv
I must sit back and observe
I see your vadge right through your pants, I'm greatful

Cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-cam-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe
Cam-e-cam-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe

I see your vadge right through your pants, a camel toe
(cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe)
It's obvious, it's obvious, a peep show
(cam-e-cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe)
Can't look away, I am a perv
(cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-camel toe)
I must sit back and observe
I see your vadge right through your pants, I'm greatful
(cam-e-cam-e-camel toe, cam-e-cam-e-camel toe)
Cam-e-camel toe
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