Song Parodies -> Suckin' My Big Fat Boner
"Livin' La Vida Loca" Based on the performance by Ricky Martin
"Suckin' My Big Fat Boner" Parody by Lon
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She's into masturbation
Big cocks and blow up dolls
I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna lick my balls

She watches porno stations
All night on the cable box
She's got a new addiction
That girl's got a thing for cocks

She opened up her big mouth and then closed it on my vein
She wouldn't spread her pussy lips but I liked it just the same
Oh my God, I think I came (Oh no!)

Up and down her throat
She's suckin' my big fat boner
Her mouth is gonna bloat
Suckin' my big fat boner
Her lips are smeared with cum
From the sperm of my big donor
She will dry me out
Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner

Woke up beside her pussy
With a funky tuna smell
She made me hot, and she made me horny
She made my dick really have to swell

She always swallows semen
Drinks it down just like champagne
If she bit into my cock right now she could cause it lots of pain
Like a broken candy cane (On no!)

Up and down her throat
She's suckin' my big fat boner
Her mouth is gonna bloat
Suckin' my big fat boner
Her lips are smeared with cum
From the sperm of my big donor
She will dry me out
Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner

She always swallows semen
Drinks it down just like champagne
If she bit into my cock right now she could cause it lots of pain
Like a broken candy cane (Oh no!)

Up and down her throat
She's suckin' my big fat boner
Her mouth is gonna bloat'
Suckin' my big fat boner
Her lips are smeared with cum
From the sperm of my big donor
She will dry me out
Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner

Suckin' my big fat boner
Suckin' my big fat boner, baby
Suckin' my big fat boner

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