Song Parodies -> Underneath My Balls
"Underneath It All" Based on the performance by No Doubt
"Underneath My Balls" Parody by Lon
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There are times when she wants to go down

But doesn't like the taste

There are times when she wants me hairless

But it's not on my face

'Cause, she's gotten way too many pubes

Inside her mouth

And it makes her not want to

Go down, on me south



'Cause it's really hairy underneath my balls

It's really scary underneath my balls

I'm really scratching underneath my balls

'Cause it's really hairy



She's had some real bad licks

And she's wishing it was thin

And lately she's been bargaining hard

To shave it to my skin

'Cause, it's ten times coarser than a sheep

Before it's been shaved

And it the winter time

It's got a Jew-fro wave



It's really hairy underneath my balls

It's really scary underneath my balls

I'm really scratching underneath my balls

'Cause it's really hairy



So many pubes that I have seen

So thick I could use Afro-Sheen

Can't see right through or underneath

To my balls or pecker

Can't see right through or underneath

To my balls or pecker, pecker, pecker



She gave an ultimatum

And I could take it or leave

But now I'm full of these ingrowns

Upon my sack you see



It's really hairy underneath my balls

It's really scary underneath my balls

I'm really scratching underneath my balls

'Cause it's really hairy



It's really hairy underneath my balls

It's really scary underneath my balls

I'm really scratching underneath my balls

'Cause it's really hairy



Underneath my balls

Underneath my balls

Underneath my balls

Underneath my balls

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