"Royals" Based on the performance by Lorde
"Anal" Parody by Lon
She loves to let me violate her flesh
She puts my teeth on nipple rings on her titties
And she's so proud of her nice ass
Wearing Daisy Dukes, and jeans so skinny

But every dates like foreplay, blow jobs, jizzing from my big wood
Cum stains, doggy, chowin' on her so good,
I don't dare, but sticking in her ass is my dream
'Cause everybody's like, "Try it, like it, it'll be the best thing,"
"Lube it, thrust it, tighter than her pussy"
I don't dare, she won't let me put my cock up there

'Cause she'll never do anal (anal)
But she'll use a butt plug
That kind of sex just ain't for us
Although I'm wishing that it was
How I want to do her (do her),
I can keep it pain free
'Cause baby I'll lube, I'll lube, I'll lube, I'll lube
Let me try some sodomy

She lets me cum inside her throat
She's had a threesome with our friends at a party
And everyone who knows her knows that she's fine with this
They didn't bust her booty

But every dates like foreplay, blow jobs, jizzing from my big wood
Cum stains, doggy, chowin' on her so good,
I don't dare, but sticking in her ass is my dream
'Cause everybody's like, "Try it, like it, it'll be the best thing,"
"Lube it, thrust it, tighter than her pussy"
I don't dare, she won't let me put my cock up there

'Cause she'll never do anal (anal)
But she'll use a butt plug
That kind of sex just ain't for us
Although I'm wishing that it was
How I want to do her (do her)
I can keep it pain free
'Cause baby I'll lube, I'll lube, I'll lube, I'll lube
Let me try some sodomy

Ooh ooh oh
It's better than she'll ever dream
And it's a way she's never seen
Ooh ooh oh
Heard it's great, but I don't dare
She won't let me put my cock up there

'Cause she'll never do anal (anal)
But she'll use a butt plug
That kind of sex just ain't for us
Although I'm wishing that it was
How I want to do her (do her)
I can keep it pain free
'Cause baby I'll lube, I'll lube, I'll lube, I'll lube
Let me try some sodomy
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