Like the legend of the Big Foot
More hair than a gorilla
Prevents a guy from kissing (uh huh)
It's something that I'm dissing
(look)

She's got a 'stache that she's shaving at last
So let's give her Nair, it will keep her face bare

She's got face hair that's so long
She's got face hair, it's so wrong
She's got face hair, it ain't blonde
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that's so long
She's got face hair, it's so wrong
She's got face hair, it ain't blonde
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking

Her estrogen is fading
Testosterone's invading
A goatee is displaying
From hormones that are changing (uh huh)

She's got a 'stache that she's shaving at last
So let's give her Nair, it will keep her face bare

She's got face hair that's so long
She's got face hair, it's so wrong
She's got face hair, it ain't blonde
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that's so long
She's got face hair, it's so wrong
She's got face hair, it ain't blonde
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking

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She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking)

She's got a 'stache that she's shaving at last
So let's give her Nair, it will keep her face bare

She's got face hair that's so long
She's got face hair, it's so wrong
She's got face hair, it ain't blonde
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that's so long
She's got face hair, it's so wrong
She's got face hair, it ain't blonde
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking

She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking
She's got face hair that she's plucking