Song Parodies -> Cum On Your Face
"Can't Feel My Face" Based on the performance by The Weeknd
"Cum On Your Face" Parody by Lon
And I know she'll put her mouth on me until my dick is numb
And she'll always suck my big woody until she makes me cum
But at least my jizz is plentiful, my balls are so well hung
This I know, (yeah) this I know

She told me to hurry and spout it
She told me, "Don't hold it no more."
She don't know I'm not quick about it
She told me the place to aim my load-oad-oad, whoa

I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh
I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh

And I know she'll put her mouth on me until my dick is numb
And she'll always suck my big woody until she makes me cum
But her hand jobbing is necessary to unleash my flood
Yes I know (yes I know), girl, I know

She told me to hurry and spout it
She told me, "Don't hold it no more."
She don't know I'm not quick about it
She told me the place to aim my load-oad-oad, whoa

I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh
I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh

I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh
I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh

She told me to hurry and spout it
She told me, "Don't hold it no more."
She don't know I'm not quick about it
She told me the place to aim my load-oad-oad
Whoa

I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh
I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh

I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh
I cum on your face when I'm with you
But you love it, but you love it, oh
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mike - January 25, 2022 - Report this comment
i watched the halftime show and he did awesome
mike - September 17, 2022 - Report this comment
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