Song Parodies -> (Gay Now, Gay Now) You Dream of Boners
"Don't Dream It's Over" Based on the performance by Crowded House
"(Gay Now, Gay Now) You Dream of Boners" Parody by Lon
There are flamers within who have yet to come out
Try to make us believe they are not gay
There's no doubt in my head that you're possibly straight
Bet you'd really like to swallow a load
Since you're now gay openly

Gay now, gay now, you dream of boners
Gay now, gay now, when a girl walks in
It don't, it don't ever excite your penis
You know it's not stiff

Now you go to gay bars, have a boyfriend named "Bruce"
Your mannerisms caused me some suspicion but now there's proof
On the TV today, men are openly gay
Doogie Howser, Ricky Martin, and George Takei
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/crowded+house/dont+dream+its+over_20034394.html ]
Gay now, gay now, you dream of boners
Gay now, gay now, when a girl walks in
It don't, it don't ever excite your penis
You know it's not stiff

Now I'm watching the news to the shock of no one
As I'm hearing Anderson Cooper has come out
Wonder when John Travolta will be coming out too
Not to mention Ryan Seacrest, maybe even Tom Cruise

Gay now, gay now, you dream of boners
Gay now, gay now, when a girl walks in
It don't, it don't ever excite your penis
You know it's not stiff

No, it's not stiff
Gay now, gay now
Gay now
Gay now, gay now
No, it's not stiff
Gay now, gay now
No, it's not stiff
Gay now, gay now
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